@TheD73's (J.D.) most faved Tweets...
Well hello strange lady waving at me while you drive by. Wha, oh.... your just adjusting your rearview mirror. Alright, maybe next time.
I'm still waiting for the episode of ProjectRunway where the contestants design a blue jean that rids Americans of their dreaded front-butt.
So, how do tell a woman her eyebrows are too far apart, or arched too high, or just generally jacked up? What's that? We don't? Oh, okay.
Dude. Email, text, fb, twitter .. I can't remember the last time I picked up a damn phone w/a dial tone.
My grocery list looks like I'm taking notes at a gay wrestling match: coke, jelly, mayo, sausage, a T-bone, and cat food for Miss Thang.
Whenever I see a woman over thirty who hasn't the slightest idea how to do her own makeup, I feel her friends and family have let her down.
The dirtiest DM I ever received was when somebody DM'd me: "Thanks for the tip!" No prob, but it could've been so much more.
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With the amount of success The Beatles and The Eagles had, I'm surprised no one ever formed a band called The Beagles.
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2010 will be the year that I make a difference. And by make a difference I mean get laid. *fingers crossed*
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The sneezing into your elbow thing has gotten a bit out of hand. Srsly, Kleenex are still on the market. Use 'em. (Sorry, I have no jingle.)
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Happy Halloween y'all. Have a good night. No drunk driving, No driving & texting, but if you want to drunk tweet, I'm here.
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Earlier, I saw the cat lickin her snatch -Again! So I tapped her on the shoulder & told her to "give it a rest." I haven't seen her since.
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