iPhone 5 $800? Siri better turn into a jet pack when I put it on Airplane Mode.

Dear Santa, I know it's April but could you........ http://t.co/9OUT7Wyb

#BiggestLiesGirlsSay Have Fun- (Have a terrible time without me)

R.I.P. Bill Nye The Science Guy?......... I'm not believing it, Twitter's always killing people.

#WhenIWasAKid Gwen Stefani taught me how to spell bananas

R.I.P Facebook, Tell Myspace I said Hi!

#ThingsWeLearnedOnTwitter if you are ignoring someones texts don't send tweets using your phone.

#ThingsGirlsSayAlot don't tell her I told you...

#DontGoForAGuy who just wants your body.

#MyOctoberWish carve pumpkins, eat candy, watch scary movies, and cold weather! 🎃👻🍭🍬

#StuffThatIHate being stuck behind people who walk slowly.

#ImThePersonWho loves to sleep, but hates going to bed early.

#WhenIWasALittleKid I jumped from couch to couch because the floor was hot lava.

#ThingsThatMakeMeHulkMad when my tweets don't fit the 140 limit >:(

#IHopeSomeday cancer will be cured.

#ReasonsYouCantFindAMan cause you "friend zone" all of them.

#CheatingIsOkayIf killing is okay too.

#SpongebobEpisodeIllNeverForget F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me, N is for anywhere and anytime at all..

#FavouriteMovieQuotes............ http://t.co/WzGXbdsY

#HighSchoolMadeMeRealize how important sleep is.