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Observation: If I had to go by just profile pics, I'd say we have assembled here on Twitter quite an impressive collection of serial killers
As a writer, I find that there are so many words to choose from in the English language, to have to resort to cursing is fucking ridiculous.
This is my first-ever tweet from the Favstar page. Now I know exactly how Neil Armstrong and the boys felt landing on the moon.
The George W Bush Liberry for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too opens Thursday. Happy Irony Day, Everyone!
If I was created in God's image, then God sure needs to drop a few pounds.
They should make Communion wafers in the shape of Jesus, you know, to just really drive the point home.
For the record, I do believe that's not butter.
"OLO!!" - a dyslexic laughing out loud.
As I eat my Italian pizza and drink my Canadian beer & think of our global community, I can't help but wonder, "WTF is up with Crocs?!"
Friendly drivers! This guy just passed me and called me "Mother" while indicating with his middle finger that I'm #1 !! Warm hugs!! Yum!!
Never Been Quiched #Breakfastfilms
Dear Falling Satellite: You can find the Westboro Baptist Church at 3701 West 12th St., Topeka, KS 66604. Thanks, and GOOD LUCK!
I feel like when I take my dog to the dog park, her convo goes, " ... oh, thanks. She's a Caucasian, smooth hair. She's six in our years."
"There's a skinny girl inside of me. And, she was delicious!" - cannibal humor at an Overeaters Anonymous meeting on the isle of Tonga.
Threw a peace sign at a dude riding by on his Harley today as I was rocking the lawn on the John Deere. It was as awkward as it sounds.
Hey, Survivor Man & Shows of that ilk; I don't want to be a jerk, but the cameraman is there, too, and he's carrying a camera, so - shut up.
She is Chupacabra. #OprahsSecret
Look, I'm no icon of morality, but putting your kid in a wheelchair just to try to get more Mardi Gras beads?! Why didn't I think of that?!
Does anyone know when on this show "The NFL Honors" they do the category, "Best Player Traded Away By the San Diego Chargers?"
Went to Starbucks & got my Carmel Macchiato, took my Bichon to the dog park and read the book "Steve Jobs" on my Kindle. Wow, I am WHITE!!