• Ahoy!

    Please Sign In

    Favstar gets even better if you sign in.

    Here's why signing in is good for you.

    • You get a personalized view of Favstar based on the people you follow.
    • Your likes and retweets are collected instantly, meaning your status and stats get updated at blazing speeds.
    • Use lists to manage your friends, and keep on top of where the fav-love is happening.

    Your account is safe, of course!

    • We never see your twitter password.
    • We won't tweet or follow anyone without your permission.
    • We only use your API calls when you like, retweet, or follow someone.
Okay, you have been unsubscribed.
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Gift @TheDreschenator Favstar Pro to unlock their best tweet!Gift them Pro!

    • 887
    • LIKES
    silvertongue37fdaponte72AusbunTobyBareChestyvodkachops12tickytackyBwanaChrisSiranjofuh
    • 541
    • RETWEETS
    BareChestyvodkachops1glamerizemeadam2tickytackyJustberrylinasterikonitDaksurrLox_21
    chopper4jkOleThickHawkImprobableEddie
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Meth: Because hillbillies doing chemistry is always a good call.

    • 569
    • LIKES
    CallMeMrBigsyellowproseongreywavesfuzzlimesilvertongue37atrout920FrasierSein4tickytacky
    • 282
    • RETWEETS
    vicvega422CallMeMrBigsfuzzlimeatrout920lnlyblkbrdslstewart4114tickytacky2tickytacky
    skullpuppy11StephPedalDown
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Why would a guy want to date a super skinny chick? Wouldn't it be like fucking a bag of elbows?

    • 335
    • LIKES
    WildeThingyatrout9204tickytackyBwanaChrisJuststopkateMolotovJohnnyRockKrallerwhereami18
    • 110
    • RETWEETS
    atrout9204tickytackyuncybillizedMichelle_9693DiyaKaurEternalfusedude__hirojesusJackiee_xox
    DaHess1__fastmofobansheeAlbertaChris
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    "Worst case scenario, we both die. But that's going to happen eventually anyway." -Me trying to convince my friends to do stuff with me

    • 260
    • LIKES
    JamieGreenleesBwanaChrisJuststopkateMolotovJohnnyblah_blah_pizzaRockKrallerAmonkarMohakbpub
    • 95
    • RETWEETS
    leolioness0486_anitlifegrandurgeekisshowingGSHOK9__Favstar250Michelle_9693Bigskoolritingkelreadman
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Ugh, Mom he's not a drug dealer. He's more of a drug farmer. Relax.

    • 232
    • LIKES
    BwanaChrisi_wasnt_lookingJasmineBhanguSiranjofuhthir27Lox_21jimmymannersVerifiedDrunk
    • 68
    • RETWEETS
    jimmymannersJuststopkateMolotovJohnnyhirojesusMIIItthrabatsflywestMythicalCrystalSoulYodeler
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    This strip club smells like broken dreams, teenage pregnancy, and daddy issues

    • 214
    • LIKES
    JuststopkateMolotovJohnnyGSHOK9__fusedude__DiazHermannormmynorm__StephenBCramer__lolwhateven
    • 69
    • RETWEETS
    Michelle_9693fusedude__hirojesusnormmynorm__Peteypops13rodneyt2tkhan74AlongCameAnja
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    If you see a chick with dreads it's a flat out guarantee the carpet matches the drapes.

    • 213
    • LIKES
    AnAverageGiantronaldohawkDiamondLou69philEfanaddictMasterOfFuryxysistDillonGerouxBritXNic
    • 65
    • RETWEETS
    ronaldohawkDiamondLou69philEfanaddictpostWegxysistVermilliongreyBritXNicBoonieWest
    BwanaChris
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I say "Wow! That is a great goatee" and they get all pissed off. Just take the fucking compliment lady! Christ!

    • 195
    • LIKES
    MolotovJohnnyRockKrallersee_vaibhavBiddleRidleyMichelle_9693Donnie_Fairburnfusedude__StephenBCramer__
    • 40
    • RETWEETS
    hirojesusMichelle_9693Bigskoolritingfusedude__TheAlexNevilRobbySpankmeozzyunc__InfernoStvFire
    Werbo1937________
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Drunk me knows sober me is kind of bitchy so drunk me texts stupid shit then deletes the inbox so sober me has no proof drunk me is retarded

    • 175
    • LIKES
    JuststopkateMolotovJohnnyRockKrallerjezebelligerentsemple42hirojesusreturns2tweet__fusedude__
    • 53
    • RETWEETS
    ShouldBeASHamedsemple42hirojesusfusedude__rlkraleygearmandoCornerPubRonSassyjan6871
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Axe for Women. For those days when you just want to smell like feral cat piss

    • 158
    • LIKES
    JuststopkateMolotovJohnnyRockKrallersemple42hirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__CornerPubRon
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    hirojesusfusedude__TheButchJonesZedRebelMareeeMOOPS_IRuddYouOlive_Liver__FGsPlayThing
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    For like 3 months I only had 30 followers on Twitter and a couple RT's in the last 10 days quadrupled that. Keep RTing the little guys :)

    • 135
    • LIKES
    Juststopkatehirojesusestee3213IDGAF_vickiyfusedude__StephenBCramer__The_GetawayGirlvlowgoes
    • 50
    • RETWEETS
    hirojesusfavstar_historyfusedude__vlowgoesTheButchJonesHelmdawgEPS_IRuddYoukmartin532_kim
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    That dude was NOT excited that I ended the date with a fist bump and a "good game, bro".

    • 130
    • LIKES
    WildeThingyJuststopkateRockKrallersemple42hirojesusA_DevineDelightSocial_Mimefusedude__
    • 39
    • RETWEETS
    OneChance40RockKrallerhirojesusSocial_Mimefusedude__MikeLongheltidkjaclynmissxdev
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    People say I look pretty and feminine when I wear dress until I walk, then they say "When the fuck did Brian Urlacher get here?"

    • 132
    • LIKES
    JuststopkateRockKrallersemple42hirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__CornerPubRonBlondiethegood
    • 26
    • RETWEETS
    HelmdawgEsemple42hirojesusfusedude__Olive_Liver__FGsPlayThingbadongismuserperdad__
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I imagine that if the moon could talk it would probably be really whiny and be all like "Why don't you visit anymore? I miss us"

    • 117
    • LIKES
    LzbethRachaelsee_vaibhavhirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__normmynorm__CornerPubRonbackporchlady
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    favstar_historysee_vaibhavhirojesusfusedude__MikeLongheltMandyMoeMents____FGsPlayThingfavstar1000favs
    SteelFontana__
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I'm really good at complaining about not dating while simultaneously saying no to 90% of guys that ask.

    • 123
    • LIKES
    RockKrallerstefwithaneffhirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__CornerPubRonMikeLongheltBlondiethegood
    • 24
    • RETWEETS
    hirojesusfusedude__TKCExperienceDadandBuriedFGsPlayThingskullpuppy11Vincent_Esqfavstar1000favs
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I won't consider myself an adult until I know how to fold a fitted sheet... So probably never....

    • 108
    • LIKES
    AndLive2LoveGANNAwhom__AnotherDamnLisahirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__CornerPubRon_False_Indigo_
    • 33
    • RETWEETS
    ShouldBeASHamedhirojesusIDGAF_vickiyfusedude__MikeLongheltfavstar1000favsdanrgrabernicratwoman
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I hope tonight is so wild that it completely eliminates any possibility of me being elected to any public office in the future.

    • 106
    • LIKES
    GANNAwhom__frankieharmanJlofarsaysconcretesledge_hirojesusswingcrusaderfusedude__StephenBCramer__
    • 28
    • RETWEETS
    veryavggamerconcretesledge_hirojesusfusedude__gg21462jcwilkinson1960Stexcyjeffswarens
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I didn't say your mom was white trash, I just said every time I've seen her she's been in a tweety bird or tasmanian devil t-shirt...

    • 102
    • LIKES
    hirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__CornerPubRonBlondiethegoodKatie_Lady_HaysHelmdawgEDadandBuried
    • 22
    • RETWEETS
    hirojesusfusedude__FormerGrunt______ItsMePonyBoyFGsPlayThingskullpuppy11robo_junkieLaceyLiley________
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    RT @IamEnidColeslaw: If I ever ask you for a photo of your dick, it's only because me & my friends are bored & want something to ...

    • 112
    • RETWEETS
    fusedude__OrangePurpleOrangeRedRedOrangeOrange
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    The worst job ever has to be Taco Bell janitor, right?

    • 90
    • LIKES
    hirojesusfusedude__StephenBCramer__CornerPubRonBlondiethegoodAndLive2LoveHelmdawgEapodixis
    • 20
    • RETWEETS
    hirojesusfusedude__AndLive2LoveFormerGrunt______nicratwomanFGsPlayThingskullpuppy11Zigs26
@TheDreschenator

@TheDreschenator

Full time barista/asshole. I survive entirely on caffeine and anger.

Gift 128x128

Like @TheDreschenator’s tweets? Send them a Favstar Pro Membership to show you care.

Gift them Pro!