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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is

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    NiceLittleWifeEpesAYidGIJane1948_lightninghearthstweetheartmadebymareeEdwardNigma1980in_penumbra
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    houmank7alanzeinoMissCheezeSalted2jaye_tylerrmadebymareeLexyQuinnrach_laine
    chopper4jkCarmel_ColemanImprobableEddie
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Meth: Because hillbillies doing chemistry is always a good call.

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    thedopetypeStephenBCramerRyanRyeBreadDeeeBleezyd28_dirstRazorberry67JLazySAngus13_Mario_13______
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    hirojesusthainfamous_24RodneyH42davekunz8787_KizzzyaaronupfriggoffffTheAlexNevil
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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Why would a guy want to date a super skinny chick? Wouldn't it be like fucking a bag of elbows?

    • 317
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    StephenBCramerTheAlexNevilBlondAmbitionTOJust_Save_MerustyguntervlowgoesPeteypops13BillMc7
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    hirojesusJackiee_xoxvlowgoescheesieman2tkhan74deblits3AchinrodLFuckstick
    DaHess1__fastmofobansheeAlbertaChris
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    "Worst case scenario, we both die. But that's going to happen eventually anyway." -Me trying to convince my friends to do stuff with me

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    StephenBCramercuntrystronggalTheAlexNeviljesshiejess______JCobb642Peteypops13hirojesus_False_Indigo_
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    hirojesusPeteypops13_False_Indigo_MikeLongheltBlondiethegoodSteevUmcrandomlady74TlaxBoy05
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    This strip club smells like broken dreams, teenage pregnancy, and daddy issues

    • 210
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    DiazHermannormmynormStephenBCramerlolwhatevenPeteypops13hirojesushaonnidPrairie1218
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    hirojesusnormmynormPeteypops13rodneyt2tkhan74AlongCameAnjaZedRebelrlkraley
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Ugh, Mom he's not a drug dealer. He's more of a drug farmer. Relax.

    • 202
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    StephenBCramercuntrystronggalTheAlexNevilvlowgoeshirojesusFreakyFuckedUpTHEPokerWifewrstew5150
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    cuntrystronggalwrstew5150tkhan74mel_coles14GhgfsrtikvykNJFreudianTheButchJones_mullane_
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    If you see a chick with dreads it's a flat out guarantee the carpet matches the drapes.

    • 188
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    StephenBCramerdeKenstructionhirojesusNJFreudianCoopFoggBlondiethegoodiamthelastmanTheButchJones
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    TheButchJonesSteevUmcKatie_Lady_HaysWhskyT____________SaraESpiveyHelmdawgEbeerito_houmamiss
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I say "Wow! That is a great goatee" and they get all pissed off. Just take the fucking compliment lady! Christ!

    • 188
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    StephenBCramerTheAlexNevilhirojesusNJFreudianCoopFoggflygirlleahyoungblood905estatesale16
    • 36
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    TheAlexNevilRobbySpankmeozzyunc__KimKardFetusnezrorcareylikeswineSaraESpiveyChipKellysBalls
    Werbo1937________
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Drunk me knows sober me is kind of bitchy so drunk me texts stupid shit then deletes the inbox so sober me has no proof drunk me is retarded

    • 167
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    StephenBCramerKimKardFetusHashtagHawkinsangelizajbeetus_dadOverMediKatedWalterLiveOakhappypap09
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    rlkraleygearmandoChipKellysBallsSassyjan6871angiehyaJamesry21rebuzmasweirdcommercial
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Axe for Women. For those days when you just want to smell like feral cat piss

    • 152
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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsBlondiethegoodopenchakraTheButchJonesCoolCamel69ZedRebelbrandynwiththey
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    TheButchJonesZedRebelMargirliamPS_IRuddYouJT_IV___FGsPlayThingAmpersandInterBbadongism
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    For like 3 months I only had 30 followers on Twitter and a couple RT's in the last 10 days quadrupled that. Keep RTing the little guys :)

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    StephenBCramerThe_GetawayGirlvlowgoesChipKellysBallsMikeLongheltBlondiethegoodTheButchJonesKatie_Lady_Hays
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    vlowgoesTheButchJonesHelmdawgEPS_IRuddYoukmartin532_kimColt_SeethersFGsPlayThingHa_Ha_ThatAway
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    That dude was NOT excited that I ended the date with a fist bump and a "good game, bro".

    • 122
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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsMikeLongheltBlondiethegoodTheButchJonesHelmdawgEgg21462PS_IRuddYou
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    MikeLongheltidkjaclynmissxdevDadandBuriedzolofightermochanyaGetongafavstar1000favs
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    People say I look pretty and feminine when I wear dress until I walk, then they say "When the fuck did Brian Urlacher get here?"

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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsBlondiethegoodTheButchJonesHelmdawgEapodixisPS_IRuddYouDadandBuried
    • 22
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    JT_IV___FGsPlayThingbadongismJust_BCSBillyPrestonEsqGrapeJuice40______fastmofobansheeminisla
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I imagine that if the moon could talk it would probably be really whiny and be all like "Why don't you visit anymore? I miss us"

    • 113
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    StephenBCramernormmynormChipKellysBallsbackporchladycreepontoastMikeLongheltBlondiethegoodHelmdawgE
    • 29
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    MikeLongheltMandyMoeMents____FGsPlayThingfavstar1000favsbadongismvioletshe_Just_BCSLGwenn
    SteelFontana
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I'm really good at complaining about not dating while simultaneously saying no to 90% of guys that ask.

    • 119
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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsMikeLongheltBlondiethegoodTheButchJonesHelmdawgEgg21462ChinaCatCrystal
    • 22
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    TKCExperienceDadandBuriedFGsPlayThingskullpuppy11VinShu_ESQfavstar1000favsillz35TDeeRock
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I won't consider myself an adult until I know how to fold a fitted sheet... So probably never....

    • 103
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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBalls_False_Indigo_MikeLongheltBlondiethegoodbrandynwiththeyHelmdawgEgg21462
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    MikeLongheltfavstar1000favsdanrgrabernicratwomanFGsPlayThingTwaiDizzleWasARebel________skullpuppy11
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I hope tonight is so wild that it completely eliminates any possibility of me being elected to any public office in the future.

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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsBlondiethegoodHelmdawgEapodixisoxleyadriennegg21462hoopahoep
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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I didn't say your mom was white trash, I just said every time I've seen her she's been in a tweety bird or tasmanian devil t-shirt...

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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsBlondiethegoodKatie_Lady_HaysHelmdawgEDadandBurieddanrgraberMandyMoeMents____
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    FormerGrunt______Colt_SeethersFGsPlayThingskullpuppy11robo_junkieLaceyLiley___________cherryberryGrapeJuice40______
  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    RT @iamenidcoleslaw: If I ever ask you for a photo of your dick, it's only because me & my friends are bored & want something to ...

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    The worst job ever has to be Taco Bell janitor, right?

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    StephenBCramerChipKellysBallsBlondiethegoodAndLive2LoveHelmdawgEapodixisDadandBurieddanrgraber
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    AndLive2LoveFormerGrunt______nicratwomanFGsPlayThingskullpuppy11Zigs26AJO4EVERfoxylectric______
@TheDreschenator

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Full time student/asshole, part time bank teller/amateur magician/astrophysicist/binge drinker.