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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Women are only terrible at parking because we're constantly being lied to about what 9 inches is

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Meth: Because hillbillies doing chemistry is always a good call.

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Why would a guy want to date a super skinny chick? Wouldn't it be like fucking a bag of elbows?

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    "Worst case scenario, we both die. But that's going to happen eventually anyway." -Me trying to convince my friends to do stuff with me

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Ugh, Mom he's not a drug dealer. He's more of a drug farmer. Relax.

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    This strip club smells like broken dreams, teenage pregnancy, and daddy issues

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    If you see a chick with dreads it's a flat out guarantee the carpet matches the drapes.

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I say "Wow! That is a great goatee" and they get all pissed off. Just take the fucking compliment lady! Christ!

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Drunk me knows sober me is kind of bitchy so drunk me texts stupid shit then deletes the inbox so sober me has no proof drunk me is retarded

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    Axe for Women. For those days when you just want to smell like feral cat piss

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    For like 3 months I only had 30 followers on Twitter and a couple RT's in the last 10 days quadrupled that. Keep RTing the little guys :)

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    That dude was NOT excited that I ended the date with a fist bump and a "good game, bro".

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    People say I look pretty and feminine when I wear dress until I walk, then they say "When the fuck did Brian Urlacher get here?"

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I imagine that if the moon could talk it would probably be really whiny and be all like "Why don't you visit anymore? I miss us"

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I'm really good at complaining about not dating while simultaneously saying no to 90% of guys that ask.

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I won't consider myself an adult until I know how to fold a fitted sheet... So probably never....

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I hope tonight is so wild that it completely eliminates any possibility of me being elected to any public office in the future.

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    I didn't say your mom was white trash, I just said every time I've seen her she's been in a tweety bird or tasmanian devil t-shirt...

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    RT @iamenidcoleslaw: If I ever ask you for a photo of your dick, it's only because me & my friends are bored & want something to ...

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  • TheDreschenator
      JD @TheDreschenator

    The worst job ever has to be Taco Bell janitor, right?

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@TheDreschenator

@TheDreschenator

Full time student/asshole, part time bank teller/amateur magician/astrophysicist/binge drinker. Married to an Army Ranger.