I always wondered where the word Boob came from! And now I know! #Genius! #Boob! Wonder if @stephenfry knew that? ;) http://t.co/Qmjr8LZc

@i_am_kenbarlow I wonder if Analiza Ching's friends call her Anal for short? #BGT! #IBlameTheParents! :)

@jennyjohnsonhi5 This is how we deal with pieces of shit like Chris Brown in the UK! Proud? ;) http://t.co/PUunzfze

@halygen Me! :( #Sorry!

“@fgw: Good morning. There is no major disruption to report. ^Jess”

Really Jess? You sure? If you're lying then @commutingrants will know!

“@uberfacts: Being born in winter increases risk of mental health disorders.”

I wonder what @stevehayter's excuse is then! ;)

@deveitchy “@uberfacts: Scientists developing method of erasing negative memories (like a break-up) using mild electric shocks.”

Woohoo! 😁

“@uberfacts: Average American consumes about 3,550 pounds of sugar in a lifetime - Equivalent of about 1,767,900 Skittles.”

@laurabyrne82

Rocking out to @barenakedladies whilst extreme cleaning! If Carlsberg made Sundays, they would probably have made mine! :)

@liammckinnon Sorry Liam, but this made me laugh...! #WrongPlaceWrongTime! http://t.co/HyEMlvAw

“@sexshop365: #ff @wankoftheday @boobaloo_lisa @coupleofwankers @thedrewakakatie”

I'm flattered!! Thanks!! ;)

@yourmumsdead “@dankcharnley: How come no one ever names their pet ”Jamal?””

Ha ha!! Beer can sandwich! :) x

@rufushound I wonder if Analiza Ching's friends call her Anal for short? #BGT! #IBlameTheParents! :)

@dankcharnley I wish everything smelled of Piña Colada Durex lube! Can't always get what we want #SadTimes! :)

@dankcharnley Who doesn't!! Did you know this though? #Boob! http://t.co/uqXdRa2n

@dankcharnley THIS is showing off...! http://t.co/wMCHK4ko

@dankcharnley Right on sister...from another Mr! ;)