I had a pair of shoes whose laces wouldn't stay tied. I left them in a dumpster on Park St., gave up walking, and learned to fly. #TMMPoetry

Was just thinking about how it's been forever since I munched on a muffin. #glutenfree #collegedays

#FF These awesome people! @frankmarcopolos @arissah @lgwenn

Everything I hate today… http://t.co/2GEwEAc1 via @theepicmom #parenting #sickdays #colds

In case you missed it, check out @friskecomedian's guest post on my blog today! http://t.co/gg4JeRm9

Here's my newest blog post. Special thanks to @celestesdavid and @hotelqueen on this one! http://t.co/eWZvOyg

Here's a short @friskecomedian and I put together. Check it out. And if you like it, please share.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6UdaRCzGM&feature=youtube_gdata_player …

It's true! I've done research. RT @megbada: If you lie around long enough, someone else will do the vacuuming.

Just broke the bad news to my kids that Curious George is not, in fact, a monkey. He is an ape. They don't believe me.

@magubada Let me know what you find out! Though I've done a lot of research in this myself and have not found the "too many" point yet.

@celestesdavid Thank you! Mwah!

Morning!

4 yo daughter: I have Kilowog! 2 yo son: I have Green Lantern! 4 yo daughter: Well, technically... you have Hal Jordan. (cc: @sixokay)

I have a whole new understanding of "Don't mess with Texas." #WhyDidIMoveHere #WorstAllergiesEver #KillMeNow

This just happened.
Me: Blah, blah, blah interview questions.
@sixokay: Not to change the subject, but...hey a cat's in our yard.

I hate tornadoes! #IHateEverything

@friskecomedian @celestesdavid Good show tonight guys!

Warning: It's addictive! Twixt the Warp and the Weft: Episode 3 - Chapter 70 http://t.co/XYnES95P via @eldafto

@linksmith3510 Me.

@lorcadamon Well-behaved women seldom make history,but ones who talk about how hard it is to be a mom make watchlists. #ProverbsIJustMadeUp