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I had a pair of shoes whose laces wouldn't stay tied. I left them in a dumpster on Park St., gave up walking, and learned to fly. #TMMPoetry
Here's a short @friskecomedian and I put together. Check it out. And if you like it, please share. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cf6UdaRCzGM&feature=youtube_gdata_player …
Just broke the bad news to my kids that Curious George is not, in fact, a monkey. He is an ape. They don't believe me.
I have a whole new understanding of "Don't mess with Texas." #WhyDidIMoveHere #WorstAllergiesEver #KillMeNow
I hate tornadoes! #IHateEverything