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"Do you promise to Retweet her, in good tweets, and bad tweets, to follow her until death do you apart?" -Wedding vows 2060.
I won't cry for you; my mascara is too expensive.
It’s rude to unfollow me without explaining why in a 5 paragraph essay!
Congratulations to whoever invented the word "queue" you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one.
For all you guys wearing skinny jeans...I think you took the phrase "getting into her pants" the wrong way.
I'm a daydreamer, a nightdreamer, an everdreamer.
I told her I didn’t like her music, and now she’s Za3-Lana DelRey.
You don't know someone well enough until you can guess their passwords correctly.
Star me and I'll notice you. Follow me and I'll like you. Retweet me a lot and I'll love you forever.
You will read my books one day and you will recognize your fingerprints on the words.
''You're cute when you're mad." "Well, then I'm about to get really adorable."
We are like poems; dying to be read.
They fell in love pretending they have no feelings for each other.
Those people with their Twitter link in their bios took stupidity to a whole new level !
It's sad how the days feel shorter and shorter as we grow up, and how the feelings get colder and colder. We're victims of routine.
Darling, you taught winter how to be cold.
I stole the moon for you, my love, but you wanted the whole sky.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
You are my dream and I'm not even sleeping...
Sometimes, a single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities.
A peculiar organism capable of transforming caffeine into works of literature. I covered Ian in Nutella & licked it off him http://thefarahkarim.tumblr.com