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"Do you promise to Retweet her, in good tweets, and bad tweets, to follow her until death do you apart?" -Wedding vows 2060.
I won't cry for you; my mascara is too expensive.
It’s rude to unfollow me without explaining why in a 5 paragraph essay!
Congratulations to whoever invented the word "queue" you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one.
For all you guys wearing skinny jeans...I think you took the phrase "getting into her pants" the wrong way.
I'm a daydreamer, a nightdreamer, an everdreamer.
I told her I didn’t like her music, and now she’s Za3-Lana DelRey.
You don't know someone well enough until you can guess their passwords correctly.
Star me and I'll notice you. Follow me and I'll like you. Retweet me a lot and I'll love you forever.
''You're cute when you're mad." "Well, then I'm about to get really adorable."
We are like poems; dying to be read.
Those people with their Twitter link in their bios took stupidity to a whole new level !
It's sad how the days feel shorter and shorter as we grow up, and how the feelings get colder and colder. We're victims of routine.
I stole the moon for you, my love, but you wanted the whole sky.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
You are my dream and I'm not even sleeping...
Sometimes, a single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities.
They say we're too young to love, but maybe they're too old to remember.
You're such a good waste of time...
Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a new president.
A peculiar organism capable of transforming caffeine into works of literature. I covered Ian in Nutella & licked it off him http://thefarahkarim.tumblr.com