"Do you promise to Retweet her, in good tweets, and bad tweets, to follow her until death do you apart?" -Wedding vows 2060.

I won't cry for you; my mascara is too expensive.

It’s rude to unfollow me without explaining why in a 5 paragraph essay!

Congratulations to whoever invented the word "queue" you just spent five letters making a sound that could have been achieved with one.

For all you guys wearing skinny jeans...I think you took the phrase "getting into her pants" the wrong way.

Star me and I'll notice you. Follow me and I'll like you. Retweet me a lot and I'll love you forever.

I told her I didn’t like her music, and now she’s Za3-Lana DelRey.

I'm a daydreamer, a nightdreamer, an everdreamer.

''You're cute when you're mad." "Well, then I'm about to get really adorable."

You don't know someone well enough until you can guess their passwords correctly.

It's sad how the days feel shorter and shorter as we grow up, and how the feelings get colder and colder. We're victims of routine.

Those people with their Twitter link in their bios took stupidity to a whole new level !

If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up!

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

You are my dream and I'm not even sleeping...

I stole the moon for you, my love, but you wanted the whole sky.

Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is a new president.

You're such a good waste of time...

Sometimes, a single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities.

They say we're too young to love, but maybe they're too old to remember.