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A woman without curves is like jeans without pockets- you have nowhere to put your hands..
Fact 8: I have a rare condition which means my skin is hyper elastic - which means I don't get stretch marks (bonus)
Twitter is truly the place to come if you want a huge dose of ignorance ..
If u give a compliment don't attach conditions to it like "U look good.. For your age!" or "U have a great body for someone who's had kids"
My pillow must be male- it is *begging* for head..
Never underestimate my ability to find shit out..
If you want to lie, at least fucking cover your shit up..
When my mum said that I deserved a
medal for the way kids are so happy & non affected by separation I felt proud! Mother never gives praise!
I mean really? Does it bring ANYTHING to our lives- to sit and type wannabe funny words into 140 characters space? Like money, jobs or sex?
Hey Babe, wanna come over to MySpace, and Twitter at my Yahoos, till I google all over your Facebook?
Open invitation 😃
Moving on from ponies to stallions.. Literally!
This woman said to me "I want to leave my husband so much, don't love him, but I'll wait as our child is too young"
Child is 4! Come on!!
A proper real life stalker! I have made it!
Train & Tweet hard, yes I'm Harsh & Sarky - sometimes Sweet! Follow me also on @chicbeauty_