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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Lent! *a huge crowd of Catholics goes wild*
get over URLself
Dreamt I was at a retro screening of Alien in a vast multiplex and bumped into Daniel Radcliffe who was 6'7" and no less lovely.
if u like xmas so much why dont u merry it ahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha... ha.
I may have lost the Powerball Lotto, but I won my village's Lottery! I wonder why everybody else is holding rocks...
The principal difference between a Black Friday retail employee and Santa Claus is that Santa only has to look at 8 assholes at a time.
This happened because of you. Thank you.
Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas.
- TMNT's Raphael
Is kleptomania curable? Is there something I can take for it?
If you say, "It's the thought that counts" prior to a gift purchase just pack it in, your gift sucks. #ThoughtIsNotOnAnyonesXmasList
Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.
"To many male gamers, feminist just means “someone who will not tolerate the only jokes I know how to make.”"
"So, you see a puppy and a unicorn in those clouds, huh? You don't want to know what I see, kid." ~Stephen King
Master of the mediocre. Harbinger of the half-assed.