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I almost feel disingenuous when I put the apostrophe after chillin. Like, if I was REALLY chillin, I wouldn't even think to use a '
Bag got detached from my vacuum while I was using it and I reacted like I was trying to close the airlock in Alien
Be the trite quote you want to see in your timeline.
We're not against dap. We're not against dappers. But we are against those hugs.
ctrl + c should be the national motto of China
DMX is the only rapper with an excuse to tweet in all caps. THE ONLY ONE
Roscoe Dash & Stalley holding it down for the Nobody Asked You clique
Frankly, my dear, I don't be giving a damn and shit.
Erik Spoelstra seems like a man that gets cursed out in grocery stores by his children
Can't wait to not read the thought pieces on this album
"What the fuck is juice?" is our "To be or not to be?"
If you willingly played as Luigi in Super Mario Bros. 2 I don't know if I trust you to not drink lighter fluid at some point in your life
It's 2011, get off zombie's dicks
Some of y'all realy went to art school, got a Monocle subscription, a tumblr account, and thought you were "tastemakers." FOH, doe.
Can't relate to this generation that makes youtube videos rapping along to "Rack City" with their grandmothers
You know you're in a bad life spot when you can't put your hands up after any of R. Kelly's "if _____ put your hands up" commands
The parallels between naming a race horse and naming a tumblr