#BlackMamaQuotes 'You bet not embarrass me in front of these white people'

No sub tweet formed against me shall prosper.

If you're old enough to remember the original Daisy Duke, you're too old to be wearing them.

You think 7 years is bad for breaking a mirror?

Try breaking a condom.

My home girl just told her stalker ex boyfriend, "Keep calling me and I'm a fuck yo Daddy and claim you on my taxes"

A fake motorcycle gang, got mad at fake bikers wearing fake motorcycle gang stuff. #TheDevilsRide is one of the best comedies on TV.

#KimKardashiansNextBoyFriend The dude that sings,"Love that chicken from Popeyes!" on the commercial.

I'm not homophobic but the UFC looks like how I imagine prison sex to be.

Your dating Octo Mom? My only advice to you is #keepyourpantson

#HoodPeopleTendencies "Lemme get $2 on pump six, a pack of Newports, and 3 Blacks"

@angryblkmandc @foxisallbullets Going to McDonald's for a salad is like paying a hooker for a hug.

#RatchetBookTitles
Act Like A Muslim, Think Like A Jew: How to stack yo paper in these here streets.

#FiredFromWorkExcuses Wait, that email bout that Free Boosie concert went to the whole company?

I see porn in my TL. That can only mean one thing.....

@spideroger is on twitter

#CelebrityTwitterPasswords "Password" -Wocka Flocka Flame

#ChicksThatReadSteveHarveysBook are always in #RatchetTwitterLocations

#HoodJobApplicationQuestions Can we put something in yo Momma name if need be?

Rick James “@felonious_munk: If facial hair scares u...what does YOUR Jesus look like?”

“@colorrmebadd: Gemini + alcohol = ”


Gemini + sober = 

#fourwordsaftersex No checks, straight cash.