I now understand why we don’t have flying cars. We can’t even figure out how to keep deodorant from getting white stuff all over clothing.

If you surround yourself with assholes, expect your life to stink. #wisdomofthejen heh.

SOPA Supporters Learning (Slowly) That Pissing Off Reddit Is A Bad Idea http://t.co/t6fpOGJ5 via @techdirt

I think we should declare Cinco de Mayo a religious taco holiday.

My inner redneck approves. Lady Gaga. Bad Romance. Four-handed guitar version http://t.co/DAsd0dS via @youtube

Speaker Cuts Off C-SPAN Cameras When Dems Attempt To Bring Vote On Payroll Tax Cut http://t.co/9WFzYVZM via @thinkprogress

Twitter Tells Developers to Stop Building Twitter Clients by @marshallk http://t.co/rv2Hi3M via @rww

OMG. This is PURE EVIL GENIUS: http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/snuznluz.shtml (I can reprogram any alarm clock while still asleep)

@champsuperstar @jeffbruneau @mrsf5 @the_bat @writeli OK Guys..Another rumor picked up by a legit site. He's not dead. DAMMIT I HATE THAT.

Here's a heads up: Guess what you call no separation of Church & State?... Sharia Law.

Best cease & desist letter EVER: http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html *SNORT**SNORT* cc: @queenofspain

“@mikestenger: One of the best posts I’ve read in a while: “We’re Boring, They’re Sexting”  http://bit.ly/VBNV1W  via @blenderhd” [so good]

Go to store to get more professional stuff. What do I buy? Stuff with skulls on it.

Feeling very THIS today. :) ♫ Short Skirt/Long Jacket – Cake http://t.co/QEvBvOK2 #Spotify

Oh shit. So…I do actually have to pitch tomorrow & be judged for style. She wasn’t kidding. #prefchi

@kim anti-dumbass nano bots.

“@borowitzreport: TAMPA: To avoid Hurricane Isaac, the GOP is officially moving their Convention to the 14th Century.”

No, I will not avoid movie theatres because of one random crazy man. I choose not to live in fear. Fear is a tiny, suffocating box.

What I wish for my son: Enough adversity in his life to make him strong enough not to break.

. @nerdgirlcomedy “use the force, luke” #nerdtrampstamp