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I now understand why we don’t have flying cars. We can’t even figure out how to keep deodorant from getting white stuff all over clothing.
If you surround yourself with assholes, expect your life to stink. #wisdomofthejen heh.
I think we should declare Cinco de Mayo a religious taco holiday.
Here's a heads up: Guess what you call no separation of Church & State?... Sharia Law.
Best cease & desist letter EVER: http://www.thinkgeek.com/blog/2010/06/officially-our-bestever-cease.html *SNORT**SNORT* cc: @queenofspain
Go to store to get more professional stuff. What do I buy? Stuff with skulls on it.
Oh shit. So…I do actually have to pitch tomorrow & be judged for style. She wasn’t kidding. #prefchi
No, I will not avoid movie theatres because of one random crazy man. I choose not to live in fear. Fear is a tiny, suffocating box.
What I wish for my son: Enough adversity in his life to make him strong enough not to break.
CEO/Co-Founder Auspex Group Inc. @TechKaraoke? Yup. Odd color hair. Data dork. Snark. Corseted feminist. Tall shoes. Baby Daddy @bwoj. I don't bite, hard.