Being a gentleman does not make you a pussy. It gets you pussy.

A guy in front of me was buying condoms & his credit card was declined. He just got cock blocked by Visa!

I love when a man is rock hard and I have not even touched him

I'd like to offer moral support....but I have questionable morals

A slut is fun in everyones bed. A girlfriend is a slut only in your bed.

Sexy isn't always about boobs or asses. Its the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.

Walk up behind her, wrap ur arms around her & kiss her neck, whisper that u miss her. Its the little things that count.

If a woman looks like she's glowing, she probably just got her pussy sucked on.

If you open your heart to a man, he'll probably stick his dick in there too!

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take, relationships we are afraid to have, and the decisions we waited to long to make.

2 most important holes on a female? No u perverts! Her nostrils! How else can she breathe while giving a BJ?

One of the hardest parts of life is deciding whether to walk away or try harder....

Oh, I am sorry! I couldn't hear you over the thoughts of having rough, passionate sex with you inside my head.

When choosing between teo evils, always pick the one that will get you spanked the quickest.

The slower the kiss....the faster the heartbeat

Do you think the guy that invented to vibrator heard voices saying "If you build it, they will cum?"

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Behind every Bitch is a girl who got tired of being broken.

A truly sensual woman can make him ache for Her without ever touching him.

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