Can you imagine if all the weave in the world changed back into horses and little Indian children how much chaos there would be?

"I'm not a star, somebody lied" -Nebula

How long can you keep a bank account open with 3 dollars before they send you 12 quarters in the mail and a "no thank you" letter?

They clap a lot RT @mreeuh How do people who don't smoke or drink celebrate shit?

If I could, I would weave @trumpetcake 's beard into a teepee and cook rice and play patty cake with an Indian child inside it.

There really are women who like sports, video games, beer, cooking &cleaning. Don't worry, we're looking for someone better than you anyway.

People really think women would give it up to Drake? He looks like Bert from Sesame Street..but like a sad, depressed, taller version.

Women* don't want to be loved and fed. We** want to be petted and given morning sex and chocolate and 5 inch European heels.

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Wait..why do they call it Plan B? Like Plan A was to actually have a baby.

My butt is twitching. Guess that means other, cooler butts are talking about it.

There's no such thing as a woman that's not crazy

When Drake leaks, everyone wants to listen. But when the homeless men outside leak, oh, then it's a problem.

All I ever hear is that Africans are controlling and possesive. Are they? Or are American women just used to men who don't care…

I don't understand a person who doesn't want love, in some form, in their life. There is no greater force, desire, or inspiration on earth.

Apple, Blue Ivy, Blanket....Hollywood is raising a Super Walmart.

I'm tired of being called a free spirit. My spirit is worth money, g.

Aye girl, you the wind? Cuz I want you to blow me.

I'm so tired of hearing women saying they don't get along with other women. Maybe it's because you don't know how not to criticize them?

If you don't like Prince, I don't trust you. At all.

I don't understand parents that let their children do whatever they want ALL the time. Like..you're creating a monster we have to deal with.