All women are different, but it takes what won her to keep her. Always treat her like she could walk away at any time #howtokeepawomanhappy

Everyday should be suicide awareness day.

Well, at least I got to witness real playoff hockey in my lifetime. Sorry you'll never get to see it kids. #redwings #stanleycup #bullshit

51 days until Christmas!!🎄🎄🎄🎅

@rikkiwilliamsxo liberals: mainstream media is not a replacement for your brain and gvnmt is not a replacement for your responsibilities

Ugh. What a perfect boat day. Lakeville #imissyou

iPhone commercials have the most soothing music 😴

Congratulations to the UDM lax boys on winning the MAAC championship!!!!! @detroittitans @maacsports ❤💙

Is it time for a cocktail yet? #someonesaveme

Alright bitch. Shut up or leave the library before I physically remove you from it.

Happy National Grammar Day! #ilovepropergrammar

@stephsturtz I MUST know what happened. Who do I have to humiliate? #thosebitchesneverlearn

I am absolutely disgusted with my country.

#fourmoredays "I won't just represent one party, ill represent one nation." Mitt Romney for president.

I hate it when girls "like" whatever sport their boyfriend likes and pretend to know all about it just to impress them. #youareanidiot

I seriously cannot wait for #titanic in 3D next week.

To the girl at rite aid decked out in tigers gear buying a case of bud light at 10 am: #imjealous #takemewithyou #daygame #tigers

There is no one who deserves it more than that kid. @big_fish79 congratulations!!!!!! #nfldraft #schs #cmu #chiefs

Don't pull the "we owe it to the kids bullshit" you saw a tragedy as an opportunity to push your agenda and I find it disgusting. #obama #2A

“@udmcrushes: "Amy Moons is so freaking gorgeous. Period"” #obvi