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Drunk at the store! Can't wait to find out what I got me!
I always heard that thyme heals all wounds, but this cut looks more infected than ever.
I wanted to start a word, "Twitterdict". One addicted to Twitter. Then I realized people would say "What? You have a twitchy dick?"
Religion is so 1374.
I have 241 followers. Bet I can get that up to 250 before August.
The only time a 12-step program worked for me was the time I lived next to the liquor store.
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