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Under my 'hot chick' costume, I'm 'super smokin hot chick'. That means no panties >;) #happyHalloweenBoys
Reality is such a depressing motherfucker
You can't always get what you want, but you can be damn sure you're going to get what you deserve.
Twitter is where I can and will say whatever the fuck I want. If you don't fucking like it, don't fucking follow me. Simple enough.
I wish I really could shoot daggers out of my eyes.
Parents: STOP BABYING YOUR ABLE BODIED ADULT CHILDREN!!! Let them handle their own affairs. You're not helping them. Not one bit!
yes, i did wear my new star wars t-shirt to church.
Nothing but good things will happen to me EVERYDAY for the rest of my life.
If you're not married & want to be married, think LONG & HARD about it first. MAKE SURE you know what you're getting into. It is NOT easy.
i refuse to watch jersey shore. this is why: 1. those people are annoying. 2. im afraid i will like it.
They need more coffee sizes: Small, medium, large and Monday.
"I know you want me, you know I want you 'cause you like musicians and I like people with boobs"
It bothers me when people make jokes about someone dying. It's not funny when someone dies.
Me to patient: Whats your account number? Patient to me: Is that the number in the patient account number box? UH DUH!!! Stupid fuck.
When I tweet, I tweet for me. I don't need your charity. La lalala lalalalalalala lalala lalala lalalalalalala