Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Is Jadakiss short for Jason Sudeikis?
There should be a store you can nap in for a fair price.
"I feel fucking terrible." -Sunday
David Beckham announced his retirement today. He scored 7 goals in his career, the most in the history of soccer.
The Day of the Month Club is one of the more boring clubs.
I thought I saw Sean Penn riding a horse. Turned out it was just Sean Penn riding a large dog.
Don't text and tweet.
A more accurate slogan for Subway would be "Eat?"
After finding the Higgs boson, the now pointless CERN collider is reduced to staging high stakes Superman/Bizarro Superman collisions.
Well that's reassuring http://www.teethfallingoutdream.org/dreams-about-losing-teeth/ … @themaskedbandit
Don't wait until the last minute to buy a Mother's Day card or you'll be stuck with the religious ones.
I dare someone to keep me in a house for 10 years. I'll murder you and your whole family after 90 minutes.
Yesterday was such a Monday and today's turning into a real Tuesday.
Kanye runs hand across mantelpiece.
Kanye: "You know they think aliens visited ancient Egypt? I believe that."
I don't write my grandmother as often as I should.