That time when I got lost in Target when I was 4, and the employees asked me what my mom looked like and I said, "Wonder Woman".

@chadrobinson76 @devlinari I used to love that commercial when I was little!

@chadrobinson76 I hope your birthday is like a bowl of cherries.

@wolfblitzer @mittromney @cnnsitroom Ask him what happened to seperation of church and state.

She looks like a hippopotomess

@_atmeordapme @drcorton Dan, who is this Sisqo wannabe?

@yinkthesenuts @khadeja_vu @heidimusprime Give me some room. I got this.

TBH I would love to have a pajama, dancing up and down on the bed, dance party to this with @ingloriousnerd & @drcorton http://t.co/YEPdRaxJ

If Ron Paul ever tried to touch me where my swimsuit covers, I would step on his foot, knee his nuts, and yell, "You're not my daddy!"

Hillary is nothing short of amazing. http://t.co/JoKRQOL5

@ryanauld and Matthew make such a cute couple! #PR9anthonyryan

#FF @a_morrissey_21 @thejaredtyler @vanbotmusic @bt @easilydistractd @ladyhawkeforyou @kennedy_carter @kimberlyfaye @tararaboomdeah