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That time when I got lost in Target when I was 4, and the employees asked me what my mom looked like and I said, "Wonder Woman".
She looks like a hippopotomess
If Ron Paul ever tried to touch me where my swimsuit covers, I would step on his foot, knee his nuts, and yell, "You're not my daddy!"
I'm the love child of Ms. Pac-man and Captain Planet. If you think I'm a big deal now, wait until I eat a Power Pellet. NSFW