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I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
Touch it gently, put 2 fingers inside, if it’s wide use 3 fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.
Who wants to have the first ever group sexting? Anyone? #GuniessWorldRecord
Diarrhea would be a beautiful name if it didn't mean diarrhea.
If a mentally challenged kid is late for class, is it ok to call him tardy?
Why do girls talk about their menstrual cycle on Twitter? We don't care!!! You nasty!
I have a date tonight and I don't like him. Why am I going you ask? Because a girl has to drink.
If we had a Mormon president; More than just the Internet will be censored. #Fascist #StopSOPA
Once again tweeps. I'm Mother Fucker Jones, Bitch! I live in your mother fuckin pants!
Retweet this if you love anal...
you know, if you are a clean freak and like to nag because I want to know who not to follow.
I'm MotherFucker Jones. I say anything I want, you want to know why? Because I'm MotherFucker Jones, Bitch! #Dubstep