An #EnggStudent sees every TV show and movie, plays video games, wastes time on the internet, and then wonders what stops him from studying.

"Maa pe mat jaa madarchod!!" -Raghu

"Rihanna, why are you working with Chris Brown again?"
"Beats me"

"Being yourself" is tough when you're nobody.

Let's sleep before we get hungry.

Is it a coincidence that Manisha Koirala's comeback film is titled Bhoot Returns?

What do you wanna prove, that you can see the match on TV and type what's happening before anyone else can?

Few choices in life are as difficult as whether to go left or right in Temple Run.

Love is, when he doesn't delete his conversation with her for a "clean TL".

I don't like me either.

The reason we haven't had any major inventions since the internet is well, the internet.

Twitter would be a lot more interesting if when you hit someone with your car, you got their followers.

Pornography... wait, what? http://t.co/KQE92zgr

I secretly hate everything that doesn't involve sleeping.

I don't really know you, but if you say these two magical words: "check dm", I'll even kill to reach that inbox ASAP.

Racism is for lazy people who don’t take the time to learn enough about someone to dislike them for a much better reason.

Q: What type of bees produce milk? A: Boo-Bees.

#AwesomePakistaniThings Being next to India.

#AwesomeIndianThings Aakash Tablet. -_-

People considering every minor earthquake as a sign of the world ending, @aapchutiyehain