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  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    Daily advice: Never drunkly knock on a cop car window shouting "little pig, little pig let me in." Because they will.

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    alrightbobMeerkatMannersCocaine_Burger____ShockTartBionicDrBoozenitheidicsTheReal_AndyMacTina_Umm_yup
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    alrightbobcrazycajunslutmae_hemmlife_suckerTina_Umm_yupSomeJoeBro__TastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____
    SteelFontana
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    "Fuck you, I have 3 kids!" Has become my excuse for everything from why I never get ready to why I hit that guy with my car...

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    Cocaine_Burger____chrisjooniorIronWangolivetoes________TastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____fuddlemarkFUCKNWENDA________
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    Favstar250FUCKNWENDA________OaTsMcGoAtS_alishajennIamAlfonsoosamsiarahaedynMidgetsparJstraw94__________
    DctorFun__TheNordicHammer
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    I'm having a standoff with this stray cat in my backyard... WHY WON'T SHE LET ME LOVE HER!!??

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    Cocaine_Burger____SomeJoeBro__chrisjooniorthatstingsTastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirl9DaysOld
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    Lady_Blackbird1MidgetsparMi_SSbehavedThe_Real_Tao______Jason_maybeStonerKittehAllisonDonoTravLeBlanc
    shatty48
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    If someone unfollows me I just assume they have done something terrible, and are punishing themselves...

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    SomeJoeBro__chrisjooniorthatstingsTastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____VikeeysSecretFUCKNWENDA________roadkill3x
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    ERICAGAUTHIERVikeeysSecretCerealDipgoodballsAvalonTheREVladyjazsjunkCheetoe4CanadianCheri
    NJO
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    I hate when I go outside and my neighbors are outside too!!

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    SarahMJadechrisjooniorthatstingsTastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____fuddlemarkFUCKNWENDA________9DaysOld
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    TheNordicHammerFUCKNWENDA________PrincessAbs24____TakeChargeLion____Lady_Blackbird1Midgetspardrink_bleachfavstar1000favs
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    Fun fact: I was kicked out of my French class in high school for going "oh lala" in a French voice after every thing the teacher said...

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    thatstingsTastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirldansdailydose____MidgetsparJstraw94__________jscottwilson
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    favstar1000favsSpideyogihawkrosFavstar500Favsfarleftcoastmoringa22________favstar_popExtremeMomGina
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    If I'm interviewing you to baby sit my children and I say " you remind me of myself at your age" that is not a good thing and I won't call u

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    SomeJoeBro__thatstingsLakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirlfuddlemarkFUCKNWENDA________Angrearoadkill3x
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    TheNordicHammerfavstar1000favsbillymeetsworldfarleftcoastFavstar500Favsrye__raptorShoutingGoddess
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    I carry a sharpy and beanies in my car, in case we drive through the hood we can draw on tear drops, so the homies know we're down...

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    SomeJoeBro__thatstingsLakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirlFUCKNWENDA________roadkill3xMidgetsparJstraw94__________
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    Getongafavstar1000favsFUCKNWENDA________LakeOconeeBldr____UplandKing____jumpdasharkFavstar500FavsTwitacide________
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    My daughter keeps listening to kesha would someone kill me so I don't go to hell for suicide? I joking... I don't believe in hell

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    thatstingsFUCKNWENDA________roadkill3xMidgetsparJstraw94__________Mi_SSbehavedjumpdasharkBensonNH
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    FUCKNWENDA________favstar1000favsfarleftcoastFavstar500FavsShoutingGoddessImKevinito________
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    I think I'm going to ruin someone's day today.... Cause ya know, pay it forward and shit.

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    TastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirlFUCKNWENDA________roadkill3xcanufixthishoneylustingWorrierQueen______
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    MidgetsparLakeOconeeBldr____AllInFunTX________Favstar500FavsJCBNEBetter_Cleverjaagermistresslilymom73________
    LuckyLea13
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    Some days, i feel as though you guys are just using me for stars...
    That's not true,right? We're real friends now right????????????

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    SlayerSays________LicNips__________SomeJoeBro__TastyTomaslilpyrogirlAngrearoadkill3xMidgetspar
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    SomeJoeBro__Mi_SSbehavedMs_ShazamkayfroThe_MartiniGirlFavstar500FavsGoGoTaggShoutingGoddess
    fastmofobanshee
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    All of our eulogies from our children will sound something like this."She was a great mom when she wasn't on twitter or drunk..."

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    SomeJoeBro__Lakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirlfuddlemarkNeonWhiskyFUCKNWENDA________Angrearoadkill3x
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    LuckyLea13gretasticGo_Big_Red_harleysangel_Tortilla_NazifastmofobansheeFavstar500Favsamymaythorne______
    EddieCoins________
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    I like to prance circles around my husband and sing " I'll never leave"
    I think it makes his day...

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    lilpyrogirlFUCKNWENDA________Angrearoadkill3xMidgetsparjscottwilsonSergioValenCoLuckyLea13
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    Favstar500FavsLicoriceNipples______BronxCheer48
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    God, I am so sick of people and their FEELINGS!

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    NeonWhiskyFUCKNWENDA________roadkill3xMidgetsparjscottwilsonSergioValenCoLuckyLea13kayfro
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    Favstar500FavsDiscourttx_tineJustCallMeFrank
    JustCallMeFrank
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    Can we all agree that all carnies must be sex offenders?

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    TastyTomasNeonWhiskyAngrearoadkill3xMidgetsparjscottwilsonAmyVansantSergioValenCo
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    CuntyChupacabraTheNordicHammerFavstar_NSFWMikeJeffJordanEricaTheThorcolewagonerdalatn____
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    I feel superior to my neighbors, because I have a dyson... and they're stupid bitches...

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    lilpyrogirlfuddlemarkThe_MartiniGirlroadkill3xuunnddeeaadd______MidgetsparjscottwilsonHaleys_Hell______
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    Midgetsparcolnickfury______tpurvis06Nealeo____________Favstar_NSFWg4barryTheNordicHammer
    tpurvis06
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    Sometimes I feel like not enough people are obsessed and or stalking me...
    Nobody ever stalks me...

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    TastyTomasLakeoconeebldr____lilpyrogirlNeonWhiskyFUCKNWENDA________blurryfotodarling_laceyRanaRific
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    Mariam1SSThe_MartiniGirlfastmofobansheesmileylydiaaFavstar500FavsTwitacide________MaxOutLoudMeerkatManners
    fastmofobanshee
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    Don't judge me because I say things like 'Up your butt with a coconut'. Judge me because I stick my tongue out and say nananana afterwards.

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    Lakeoconeebldr____fuddlemarkNeonWhiskyAngrearoadkill3xjscottwilsonSergioValenCoHaleys_Hell______
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    Favstar500FavsBGnarleyNealeo____________KritzwitdrinkcherrycokefastmofobansheeThe_MartiniGirlsmhbrb
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    My neighbors house is in fire. She's such a attention whore. Geez.

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    luciddepthsSoSofieFataleSamkargilisoldjay16PYWLADG_MD____________abstracteSinninsArt________
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    oldjay16Favstar_NSFWThe_MartiniGirlTina_Umm_yupSomeJoeBro__BeingAKHILler__SimiKimistreetscoop
    Angrea
  • TheNykkiest
      TheNykkiest @TheNykkiest

    "Some of the coolest people I ever knew were chronic masturbators." -Me reflecting on life (twitter) years from now.

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    Disasterp1ceoldjay16dvssharkdiverPYWLADG_MD____________The_MartiniGirlSomeJoeBro__The_Dorkster______
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    Disasterp1ceThe_MartiniGirlFavstar_NSFWOzTheSonolivetoes________Mi_SSbehavedtroutbonedansdailydose____
    Angrea
@TheNykkiest

@TheNykkiest

Professional potty mouth. Writer, three little people boss me around A LOT, maker of dinners and lover of candy bars also, the fabulous wife to @itsmebrianc.