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Waiting for my dad at his radiation appt... Don't think he's gonna feel up for a trip to the mountain's after.
The thing about coming "home" to see family is that if your family is like mine you want turn around and run screaming for the hills.
My son was telling me, in his sleep, that he was not going to bed. So, yea, you could say we've reached a new level of ridiculous.
It's so awkward when I forget to unlist someone who unfollowed me and I accidentally star them like we're still friends.
Guess what, guys, I'm not even drunk, so according to the typo in my last tweet I may be a little slow.
According to the 8yo the hubs would starve to death if he were a bachelor, "BECAUSE HOW WILL DADDY EAT IF YOU DON'T COOK?"
Hubs set the chick from Evil Dead saying "you're all going to die tonight." As fb alert and only gets 'em late at night. FUCKING HILARIOUS.
It ain't easy being super-freakishly-socially awkward. Its a dirty job, but, eh, someone's gotta do it.
Dear Cancer, on behalf of my dad and every other persons life you've stolen or hearts broken, FUCK YOU!
"Mom, can I do a quiz to see what planet I'm from?"
Me "You're from Uranus." *laughing hysterically*
8yo *massive eye roll*
Mmm. Sitting in mysterious wet spots is the best.
My kids know how much I love that, they're always looking out for me. <3
Holy crapballs. I was reading comments on a celebrity gossip magazine and these people mean BUSINESS if you dis their favorite celeb. Scury.
"Drink, drink, drink." I hear my 4yo chanting in the kitchen. I go in and see 5yo chugging McDonald's soda. Are they ready for college now?
I can't wait to surprise my dad! We said our goodbyes a couple months ago, so being able to do this is kind of a HUGE deal! <3
Professional potty mouth. Writer, three little people boss me around A LOT, maker of dinners and wife to @itsmebrianc, lover of candy bars.