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"What's your sign?" "I'm a Stop."
I bet Pitbull made straight A’s in Geography.
He craves my approval bc I am one of the greats
I give no quarter to haters
yo how do i share my favorite pornhub videos to linkedIn?
i cant see shit with this eyepatch on
hey daft punk, i'm up all night too. what's this "lucky" you speak of?
A funny Vine would be you pouring acid on your face.
NO ONE IS TEXTING ME BACK THIS IS SO GREAT
i'm so lonely i sexual harass myself at work. it gets kinda weird.
Guys, our vaginas itch, too. But we have the decency to hide behind something and scratch them.
I'm glad they changed it to "Batman" from his original name, "Wingy McOrphan"
I'm pretty upset that the show Bridezillas isn't about bitchy women in wedding dresses destroying Japan.
Anybody in Paris want to swap lives?
Justin Bieber getting tasered would be the most watched YouTube video of all time.
Just farted on a wood chair in public but thankfully no one heard it because I have my earbuds in.