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If you don't double knot your shoes you're a freak.
The fuck is up Shinrock
Keep calm and stop wearing those stupid fucking shirts.
I cant stand when people dont use punctuation its so annoying why cant you just use a damn comma or period for fucks sake i mean damn
If you follow fake celebrity inspiration quote accounts, take the liberty of finding the tallest nearby building and pretend you're superman
lamborghini murcielago, your girlfriends is quite parched, she is attempting to give me a handjob inside of my car.
Wish rap was like Outkast still, not this shit
About to have a good day for no fucking reason
i guess if i was simple in the mind everything would be fine
I bought your Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. And it made me feel like A PIECE OF SHIT!!
Note to self: don't listen to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra on the way to class. I get way too pumped.