@thachronicle is a twitter juggernaut

#YouAintHittinItRightIf just ask @thachronicle

If you follow fake celebrity inspiration quote accounts, take the liberty of finding the tallest nearby building and pretend you're superman

lamborghini murcielago, your girlfriends is quite parched, she is attempting to give me a handjob inside of my car.

11 Must-Follow Twitter Accounts @thachronicle @kyle_matula @thewhitecanjump @therock @theonion @lifeofeva @robbwolf @lancearmstrong

Wish rap was like Outkast still, not this shit

About to have a good day for no fucking reason

i guess if i was simple in the mind everything would be fine

I seriously and whole heartedly miss @thachronicle tweets #muchlove

I love when people bitch about people bitching. Everyone complains, fucking live with it. I'm bitching right now.

I need to starting only worry about shit I have control over.

Happy birthday to my best friend. My better half and my voice of reason. My happiness and most of all, my girlfriend. @kaylimccarthy

April showers make things wet

It's so @kateupton out today!!!

Good to be back in Shinrock.

Milan, Huron, most of Sandusky, Norwalk, Monroeville are all excluded from being gangster or hood. Fucking stop.

Too soon?

This whole Supreme Court thing is so gay.

Of course Dennis Rodman is friends with one of the only leaders that wants to drink the blood of every American women and child

I feel bad for the people that graduated but never left high school.