LOOK AT HER STRUT!!!!! http://t.co/aUf8RsDG

Most people hate lady gaga. I hate most people.

Gaga Queen of Everything<3 music, fashion, twitter, tea, Grammys, wigs, beauty, heels, heel-less shoes, glasses, cuteness, no one can be her

She ordered a cucumber and a knife, acouple hours ago. They only gave her the cucumber. I'd wished they had only given me the cucumber.

OMGG THAT'S SO TRUE: IF GAGA PUT OUT SCHEIßE INSTEAD OF YOU AND I THERE WOULD BE NO TAYLOR AND NO GAGA HAPPINESS!!!!

me: wow the water is surprisingly cold

gaga:

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gaga: GET OUT OF MY SHOWER

Removing Poker Face from the show would be like removing the book of Genesis from the Bible.

I wonder how many parents are banning their 12 year old daughters from Justin Bieber now.

*IMAGINE: WHAT IF* "I shouldn't give you the single name but I can if you like.... Ow!" -Gaga

Little Monster is just the coolest fan name ever. Its special, unique and personal because it doesn't incorporate our fave's name. <3

SEPTEMBER:
VOGUE COVER
US TOUR DATES
MTV VMAS
FAME PERFUME
ALBUM TITLE
#NewFavoriteMonth
#ICantBreathe

RT if you are a monster younger than gaga! paws up to that!

Mother of fucking technology would you work for just ONE HOUR PLEASE OMG

RT if you never even heard of Kendrick Lamar until Gaga tweeted about him

Nicki Katy Rihanna Selena Demi and MIA are all nominated ...... but guess who has the grammys? none of them. Who does? Gaga. @mtv irrelevant

Aww look at Gaga's little tongue bubbles!!!!!!(: LMAO such a cutie! @ladygaga <3 <3 <3 http://t.co/HBXmFNE0

RT if you know every word to paper gansta(:

#periodstories code words: Aunt Flow is coming to visit, I need special papers, code red, a lovely gift, shark week, oh bloody hell

Gaga is gonna need some major germ-ex after this.

My friend just told me "Gaga just has no meaning to her songs" I'm like "omfg I COULD WRITE ESSAYS ON EVERY SONG. THEY HAVE SO MUCH MEANING"