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Yeah Mitt, my pimp hand is strong tonight playa 👋👋 #debate2012
Thinking of bringing out hologram Biggie on Thursday... #DNC
Kim Jong IL is dead but his role in Team America World Police will forever be cherished.
Just did my LeBron powder toss backstage. Didn't get a drop on my suit. Game time bitches. #DNC2012 #DNC
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy. You still have health care. Thank me, maybe.
Yo Romney, COME AT ME BRO. #ObamaCare
Kim Jong Il is dead but we still have to take care of Kourtney Jong Il and Khloe Jong Il before we can rejoice.
Somebody get this dude a Gatorade I'm running circles around this man. #debate2012
Come by the house tomorrow. We're having Korean BBQ. It's gonna be IL.
Titanic 3D? I've been watching a sinking ship full of white people for months now. It's called the GOP race.
Chris Brown made a homophobic slur at Frank Ocean? come on man, you got beat up by Drake.
Shit, I'm voting for Michelle in November. #DNC #DNC2012
Im about to go Two Chainz on this dude... #debate2012
*kicks over the podium* #DNC2012 #DNC
Michelle will put hands on Ann Romney. She ain't bout that life. #DNC2012 #DNC
Someone give LeBron a ring pop. That's as good as it's gonna get. #NBAFinals
The 44th President of The United States of America. The most famous black man alive. Follow the Leader. NOT @BarackObama. That account is run by unfunny peeps.