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I think pie should be served prior to talks in congress to calm everyone down and put them in a good mood.
This is my political platform: Cupcakes for everyone.
Everyone keeps saying today is the best holiday. Everyone says that around Christmas. And Halloween. And Black History Month.
If we're going to keep pretending that the royal family matters, they should at least behead someone now and then. Remind us they matter.
Just heard a tour guide tell a bunch of people the third floor of the library is completely silent. But only because NO ONE GOES THERE
I use a pot to make pancake batter because I don't have a large mixing bowl. #TheApartment
Why yes, I am sitting in my living room with my #Crew96 scarf on watching the match.
I hate when people who aren't my boss tell me how to do my job -_-
I really want to meet an attractive Scottish woman. And then date her. I think I could die then.
Michael kent just ran across backstage naked. I think hes lost his mind. Aw snap. #NACAMAM10
When I go skydiving I'm yelling "To infinity, and BEYOND!" when I jump.
I thought about what my chances with this girl was, then I came to my senses. #Mostofyouareoutofmyleague
Goal: don't be a depressed douche on the internet like last year.
Outsider. Sinfonian. Time Lord. Intergalactic Cosmic Assassin.