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  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    The awkward moment when I can't tell if you're repeating your old tweets or stealing tweets, cause I definitely read this shit before.

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    Methmaid__________JoleenDoreenseanvandaleyes____1mp3RialMentalAbortionsrobocreepmatttuffWhoCuppedMyCake__
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    seanvandaleyes____DarnellCallWhoCuppedMyCake__
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    love? bitch, please. I hardly believe in like.

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    SamuelHLoweSara_lillshehd92RAWAN_MSK________
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    SamuelHLowematelskidksw8__Sara_lillSara_alsbLilly__1
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    Day before the exam rule, don't speak to me unless I spoke to you first, even then, don't use many words and keep it brief.

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    PhD_NJNejoud1ShekShekx
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    Nejoud1ibrahim_zh10_AlMuhsinRana_AlkadhiShekShekx
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    I can listen to you and ignore you at the same time, it's called multi-tasking.

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    silent_musingsSalhaIM____
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    RazanYaseenAl3azamaNajimGheidaSalhaA_SalhaIM____
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    "There are kids dying in Africa" is my go-to sentence when I'm about to lose an argument.

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    GizSalAliAunchkinMeeamz____________
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    mashaelthuhnf_8Meeamz____________
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    I have a bald spot for soft men..wait, what?

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    yukimeyc
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    drutsonSlamburglaryukimeycMoaedChamelyonish______
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    As she was about to throw herself off the roof, she noticed that this was her first time out in months.

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    bellan0vaLeAoksgalbarazi________
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    galbarazi________LeAoks
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    If it's wrong to choose your hospital based on what coffee shops are on the way, then I don't want to be right.

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    LeAoksmiahlas
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    AmerMuzainiDr_AnooLeAoks
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    Don't lecture me about strength, I've earned my tears.

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    roritabella_Plumz__GELSOURI1
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    fadialegendGELSOURI1
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    The problem with being a narcissistic schizophrenic is that I'm so in love with myselves I don't have time for anyone else.

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    GhadaohlGnyx_____________
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    Gnyx_____________izuze1SalhaIM____
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    I want you to want me, but if you do I don't want you anymore.

    • 4
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    __faiAspersioncastregbrirQuipQueen36
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    regbrir
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    If you let your kids roam around the restaurant like its your back yard, then yea asshole, they WILL learn new words.

    • 4
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    ieshahollenbeck__VerdawukhSandalpee________MayoO93
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    I don't call you anymore because our conversation are so predictable I can have them on my own.

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    HONGGANLIAO
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    Twisted90BDOOR_Q__roritabella
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    I found Nemo..don't ask

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    GELSOURI1PrayForJack
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    ran_aaa__________GELSOURI1
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    Now don't go all fetal position on me

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    Harodss
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    HarodssGhadiJoudahSalhaIM____
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    It's a shame you can't all be in my head and I have to explain myself and shit

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    mm_als1GalshareifFluffMe_SalhaIM____
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    If we were "designed" to be up at dawn we would've been up at dawn! For fucks sake, shove your sense up your ass.

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    HanewfiHayfa__
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    MoaediHayfa__
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    2 filters, is why people sound smarter on twitter, if your brain to mouth filter is down, your mouth to hand filter should pick up the slack

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    3zayez1iHayfa__
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    3zayez1iHayfa__
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    Once upon a time there was a doctor, a very lazy doctor, he spoke to his lazy friend, also a doctor and said ... http://t.co/cTlt20vH

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    onidyn
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    ElahmedisilkspikesNajla_0
  • TheRealBalo0o
      B @TheRealBalo0o

    LMFAO RT @roritabella: Pretty much, self explanatory! http://t.co/3L97IUWc

    • 4
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    MoaedMahdiT50ArramadyNajla_0
@TheRealBalo0o

@TheRealBalo0o

I didn't eat my vegetables