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The awkward moment when I can't tell if you're repeating your old tweets or stealing tweets, cause I definitely read this shit before.
love? bitch, please. I hardly believe in like.
Day before the exam rule, don't speak to me unless I spoke to you first, even then, don't use many words and keep it brief.
I can listen to you and ignore you at the same time, it's called multi-tasking.
"There are kids dying in Africa" is my go-to sentence when I'm about to lose an argument.
I have a bald spot for soft men..wait, what?
As she was about to throw herself off the roof, she noticed that this was her first time out in months.
If it's wrong to choose your hospital based on what coffee shops are on the way, then I don't want to be right.
Don't lecture me about strength, I've earned my tears.
The problem with being a narcissistic schizophrenic is that I'm so in love with myselves I don't have time for anyone else.
I want you to want me, but if you do I don't want you anymore.
If you let your kids roam around the restaurant like its your back yard, then yea asshole, they WILL learn new words.
I don't call you anymore because our conversation are so predictable I can have them on my own.
I found Nemo..don't ask
Now don't go all fetal position on me
It's a shame you can't all be in my head and I have to explain myself and shit
If we were "designed" to be up at dawn we would've been up at dawn! For fucks sake, shove your sense up your ass.
2 filters, is why people sound smarter on twitter, if your brain to mouth filter is down, your mouth to hand filter should pick up the slack