Groupon got them la county fair tickets again. FYI. 2 for 25 including parking.

I had such high hopes for janelle monae but I guess niggas weren't here for her infinite supply of tuxedos.

Dear Instagram Models,
While u r beautiful, stunning 1 might even say, we dont need 6 pics of you daily w/the same smirk & fit.
Love,
Kevin

Nicki Minaj bugs me because she's new money and acts like she wasn't a bumb bitch like 3 years ago.

Why would someone shoot up a movie theater of innocent people wanting to see batman? Cold world.

Don't talk about style cuz I'll embarrass you.

RT if you think @b0nj0urmiam0r should go to Vegas for her bday #NiggasInVegas3 ?

Dear Instagram Models,
While u r beautiful, stunning 1 might even say, we dont need 6 pics of you daily w/the same smirk & fit.
Love,
Kevin

THE GAS IS TOO DAMN HIGH !!

Im so appalled at this girl who sashayed by me smelling like a weeks worth of must.

Im the type to laugh at my own jokes.

Amber leaks a set of nude pics every week since being with wiz. Kanye woulda never had his bword out there like that.

You too fine to be laying down in bed alone.

never trust a woman with blonde individuals.

If no one else will say it then allow me: if @ctexplicit dont quit w/these got damn #TeamFollowBack ... RT if you agree! Don't play me y'all

Gonna be in Vegas in approximately 23 days.

My parents are notorious for signing their txt msgs. My mom not so much anymore.

I'm over this week. I'm ready for the weekend.

I hope the police don't kill Christopher Dorner.

Dear InstaChef,
Keep cookin those delicious meals. Be mindful, however, of posting paper plates. Conceal your struggle.
Yours truly,
Kevin