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If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
Newspaper Ad: 'FREE PUPPIES: Half cocker spaniel, half sneaky neighbors dog.'
Remember the golden rule: Those that have the gold make the rules.
Der Vorteil der Klugheit besteht darin, dass man sich dumm stellen kann. Das Gegenteil ist schon schwieriger!
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. *rolls eyes*
Eagles may be soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Q: Do you have a hobby? A: Twitter! Q: Fine. Any other hobbies? A: You don't know Twitter, do you?
Watching Jamie Oliveoil and getting very hungry
Traces of horse DNA were found in 10 burgers. Really?!?! At least there IS some meat in them!
Health experts recommend a 1500 calorie diet. For those of you not good with math… that’s a 12-pack of 125 calorie beers. You’re welcome.
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn't contain any calories.