@theonlyreed, yo nigga wazzup. Fabolous is my brother so shut yer fucking mouth or I'll smash yer fucking teeth in then decapitate you.

@_bruce_lee the key to immortality is perfectly uniting yin (mercury) and yang chi (enlightenment) in a 'solid' - Philosopher's Stone.

@_bruce_lee - If you 'completely' RELAX your muscles, no matter how much you like them or insecure you are, all moves will be 100% faster.

@devotedtoavril I think @avrillavigne is the hottest woman alive!

Okay, just followed a million swanky #Heartbeats via @kelsheartbeat 's profile. Wondered where u were all hiding.

ChuckNorris is a Cock too @wretch32, I'm gonna smack him with my Nunchakus.

@lildrummaboyy : Drake is my fuckin Pops, and you say that again the fuckin La Cosa Nostra will pop yo ass like the bitch that u are, punk!

@hasimrahmanjr @_bruce_lee @errolspencejr Nah theres 'Reason'. If you get shot up, stabbed and beat wi weapons but they run, you win. Reason

@_bruce_lee : @jcvd was a BELLET DANCER, lol, and he's an ACTOR with stunt doubles in choreographed fights. Seagal is an Aikido Master. End

@_bruce_lee @jcvd : #VanDammeVersusSeagal - Seagal would kick Van Damme's ass from here to HongKong then Sifu Yeung would kick it back again

@stephmason1 @siamusic : Who the MOTHA FUCK do you think you're talking 2, u fucking prick & I PROMISE this if u write back youll get killed

Happy G day @slice9 - from the original english g-funk fan.

I also like jedward but theyd spam my twitter with irish jokes no one understands.