@davesfoley "There are few people as insufferable as those who have had a full night's sleep." #oscarwilding

@davesfoley patriotism and "we take care of our own" and all that bullshit is basically the opposite of what Jesus was into. Incompatible.

@pattonoswalt How dare you align us gnome-believers with those bigoted pricks?!

@beschizza Ironically, Rowlf was straightedge and just sat uncomfortably to the side when Dr Teeth brought out the bong. #fakemuppetfacts

@scottthompson_ + @mraaronabrams are the hottest bickering couple. #Hannibal

@davesfoley fans should be excited about the premiere of @marcmaron's show/ @maronifc this Friday. Dave's a guest star in the first episode!

I want to make up names for fake genres of music, like tweedwave and dough-fi.

is that what you're calling your career, now? RT @vicjackshow America died.

.@pattonoswalt but you know that wasn't the point of the article and you know no one is trying to limit anyone's speech. Disappointed. :(

Fun fact: Disney sells an Ursula costume that doesn't go above a size 12. #nofatties #happyhalloween

Everyone else playing "Guess Kevin McDonald's Contributions to #SNL This Week"?

I associate Phoenix so strongly with @3x1minus1.

"Sir, he once sent me email WHILE ON THE TOILET!"

It's Crizzapy: 20 Reasons Why 'NewsRadio' Is Forever Underrated  http://tmblr.co/ZXvEYyg6Iuzv 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

So far, @marcmaron's new book, "Attempting Normal", is un-put-downable.

Denise Crosby, Stills and Nash #StarTrekBands

@nbchannibal @davesfoley a deux?

Band name idea: Diabetic Mushroom Farm #Hannibal

Hettienne Park is a total scene stealer. Loving her.