Boy, read this before it gets taken down. (@raywj on Maker)  http://newmediarockstars.com/2012/12/why-i-left-maker-studios/ …

How great would it be if the twist at the end of Breaking Bad is that it was all an elaborate trick to make Jesse learn chemistry.

BREAKING: Kristen Stewart vows to stay committed and promises to never again stray from her one emotion.

Ricky Gervais' hosting of the Golden Globes brilliantly put a knife in the hand Hollywood uses to pat itself on the back.

Looks like Tito Ortiz learned a lot from Jenna Jameson about getting pounded on camera #UFC148

"Your move Tom Cruise" - Anderson Cooper

I don't think some straight people want to allow gay marriage because they're worried about having all their marriage proposals shown up

@phillyd @amandabynes @drake It's the first reported case of someone trying to beat da' pussy up but the pussy defended itself

I took a hipstamatic photo of a hipstamatic photo. My phone exploded. It was so indie.

You can get old Facebook back by switching your language to English UK, which was the red coats' plan all along. 246 years in the making.

Willow Smith to star in remake of Annie as a black, singing, orphaned, redhead. The film will be called "Rihanna"

Hey guys, I got dibs on "I thought the replacement refs were gone" jokes when the real refs make a bad call

If someone came back in time to kill me I think I'd be flattered more than anything.

Hey John Boehner, if you were looking for an appropriate time to cry, here you go.

Wish Nikola Tesla a happy birthday the proper way, by instead misguidedly wishing it to Thomas Edison.

CALLING EVERYONE: Huge Interactive challenge tomorrow morning from 6am - 11am PST that very well could decide the outcome of #EscapeRoutes

Twitter keeps trying to get me to follow Ray William Johnson but I already follow 1994 Bob Saget so what's the point?

It's a bold claim to call anything the "first annual" anything.

My latest - Instagram Sells Your Photos To Companies  http://shar.es/htCQL  via @sourcefed

@phillyd how bad is mark sanchez that he's being replaced by a running back? #ComeAtMe @kevinbrueck