Weird Fun Fact: Joe Jonas was having dinner with Josh Groban. And if you know who Josh Groban is then you are probably white.

I don't care what anybody says, calling someone a CUNT always makes your point more valid.

Can't wait for everyone on Facebook to inform me that Mondays suck because I would never figure it out on my own.

Paying $4.19 a gallon....because we all wanted to know what it felt like to drop the soap in prison.

@kahteezworld @seantoken @jpitamus @margauxtinez @aubryanazskye @jeneffer_0123 amen!

🎶When you're too in love to let it go....but if you never try you'll never know....just what you're worth. 🎶

@alyssa_farrell2 RT @_nardster: Here's a good example of why I like attending Ohio State: http://t.co/eTmhwOpR

@nyknicks @knicksjournal JEREMY LIN!

RT @yourfavwhiteguy: Hi girls with insecurities! Wanna do Patron shots and have unprotected sex? Of course you do!

#TheMostCommonLies I have read and agree to the terms & conditions.

So if someone fucks a pickle you'll give them money? RT @seantoken: Fuck pickles, get money.

I remember when the M in MTV stood for Music not Maternity.

#NowPlaying Priscilla Ahn - Dream

Aww you think I care. That's cute.

Is it wrong that I just watched an episode of Intervention while enjoying a glass of wine? Probably. Did I do it anyway? Yup.

Just witnessed a grown man run across the road with his arms flailing. Liberace himself would've told him to man up.

So how normal is it for my nose piercing to just disappear? Bc I feel like that probably shouldn't happen, right?

It's log. It's log. It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log. It's log. It's better than bad, it's good! #childhoodmemories

It's a jimmmmaaaayyy kind of night.

Thank god I can laugh at myself bc otherwise I'd be mortified.