I wish I got laid as often as I get screwed

I taste so good, you will want the recipe

That's a lovely shade of whore you're wearing

I don't kiss and tell..I fuck and yell

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls will bring heaven to you..

God Bless America pic.twitter.com/vU1Suqi8

Yes we have been. pic.twitter.com/FMF79wqx

I have a sore throat..I need a cockdrop

Only thing missing..is a redhead pic.twitter.com/LOjNCcfE

It's so cold outside..I just keyed a car with my nipples

I really need a day between Saturday and Sunday

Do you want me to make you happy with my mouth?

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I don't have a dirty mind...I have a sexy imagination

Vaseline: extremely effective @ removing permanent marker from ur genitalia. No further questions on how this experiment was carried out

I'm here to fuck shit up

Cumming soon...in a mouth like yours

A person can only kiss so much ass before they choke on shit

Why is abbreviated such a long word..I mean what the fuck.

All dressed up and no one to blow pic.twitter.com/jlAuI8EDJd