Dear Walter White- please murder Skyler

IDGAF if dude coached 40 seasons, IDGAF if they were all undefeated seasons. He covered for a fucking creep & helped him keep bein a creep

"Im not like most girls"- most girls

Remember when Canibus dropped an album that he charged $75 for? hahahahahahha what a scumbag

Watch my battle vs Ness Lee. Its fucking great. In many ways. Enjoy - http://t.co/oltlijJ7

I once dated a girl who owned a parakeet. Oh my god, that fuckin thing would never shut up... but the bird was cool

Halloween gives girls a chance for their outer appearance to match their inner whore

Got hit on by the 7-11 cashier when I was buying condoms. #AprilFools ...I don't use condoms

Remember when I battled Arcane for the title & he falsely accused me of buying bars from Kid Twist? Isnt it ironic? what a clown

Bout to watch the new @anthonyjeselnik special. And then most likely rewatch it out of respect for great jokes

When I was in college I majored in psychology. I had a minor too. Her name was Debbie. Real sweet kid

The new Total Recall better have the girl with 3 tits

@maclethal seriously, shit is a joke. I remember when I found out about Molly. And then I started the 8th grade

@maclethal the "if you cant handle me at my worst" quote is the dumbest garbage ever, particularly coming from a pill addicted adulterer lol

what it all really boils down to is that people are terrible

I cant believe there are people actually trying to justify and condone a rapper PAYING another rapper for battle bars

If I unfollow you don't take it personally. Take it as constructive criticism for you to become funnier or more entertaining

is Fox News broadcasting from a different dimension or planet?

On the bright side for Romney tho - he does still have a binder full of hoes

i dont think I follow a single republican based on my timeline lol