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Someday, we’ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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Procrastination has it's good side. You always have something to do tomorrow. Plus you have nothing to do today.
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My computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!!!
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I said please BE here, not pee here. Oh god.
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TheShaktiMan
I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!
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i often go back to bed to cope with the exhaustion brought on by the trauma of getting up.
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Word of wisdom: Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
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One difference between boys and men is boys want to build their body and men want to reduce them.
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TheShaktiMan
Never follow a fat man carrying the Sunday Times into the bathroom.
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There are an awful lot of girls who don’t want to get married. I know because I asked them.
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WANTED:
A meaningful overnight relationship.
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TheShaktiMan
If you had to identify the reason why the human race has not achieved its full potential, it would be "meetings."
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TheShaktiMan
150. this is my 150th tweet. thought I would tweet something worthwhile. but no, I have changed my mind. plus. I'm out of space too.
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Now Chuck Norriz is following me. I think someone planned a conspiracy against me!
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TheShaktiMan
What do you mean I cant jump on my desk. Do you know who's following me on twitter? No? Better go find out!
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TheShaktiMan
I’m not crazy, but the other personality in my head might be. Oh wait. He is crazy.
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Him:The project goes live in a week and everything is in place. My colleague will tell you more about the.. Me: ZzzZZzzz.
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TheShaktiMan
Ah, new batch of employees. It'd take a month for them to realize they are in deep shit.
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Bald guys never have a bad hair day. Lucky me.
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Thursdays I'm alive because of the hope that next day is Friday.Rest of the week, its coffee that keeps me alive.
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