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which is the Beyonce song where it's like we're independent but also you should marry us but like we're super-strong but also pay our bills
A flirty thing to whisper to a guy checking out your butt is "I keep poop in there" but don't forget to wink or it won't work
What's that rap song where it's like I only wanna fuck hoes but why these hoes so slutty but why can't I have something real with these hoes
Prom tip: DON'T HAVE A BABY
I'd kill for a body like that BUT I WILL NOT EXERCISE FOR IT
Bucket list: give head while wearing the glasses w/ the googley eyes on springs, keep apologizing and putting them back in as they fall out.
I want a bed in the sheets and also a bed in the streets I am very tired
Fashion tip: EVERYONE DIES
At this point Liam Neeson should just get a decoy family
Hey gruff-looking dads in plaid shirts who are incredibly gentle with your toddlers: Sup
I like it when you can tell which couple in a restaurant was fighting in the car right before they came in
One time I was so sarcastic I became a record store employee in the nineties
Sometimes I think I want a baby when I'm like I just want a fulfilling little bundle of joy but then I'm like no I'm thinking of a sandwich
It's easy to be mysterious as a woman for example no one knows what a cervix is
One time I took myself so seriously I became a DJ.
"I had very good boobs." -my tombstone
ATTENTION EVERYONE I AM SHY
wild horses could drag me away from pretty much anyone or anything horses are very strong
You can lead a horse to slaughter, I'm sorry I meant WATER, shhh shhh don't be scared Apples, the slaughter is fine I MEAN WATER JUST GET IN
Comedian, writer, eater, defecator. http://www.sofiyaalexandra.com. Podcast: http://bit.ly/14clidv.
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