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Duck, duck, duck, duck, goose; apocalypse. #sixwordnovels
I feel bad for all the contracepted sperm that will never grow up to know a priest's love.
To me, anal sex is the equivalent of using your glove compartment as a salad crisper.
Pastry chefs often crepe their pants. And I thank you.
What about the prequel to "Human Centipede" where the doctor tries it with mice and ends up with a cool necklace?
Does it occur to anyone that Ayn Rand would loathe Sarah Palin? #intellectualelitist #fuggindummy
Nanny McPhee is basically Mary Poppins who'd do anal, right?
If you die on your Sleep Mattress, a company representative comes by and dials it down to zero.
The Super Bowl: where two opposing teams of millionaires compete on behalf of their corporate benefactors (see also: Congress).
Jesus's drag name was "Beth L'Hem".
5/22: The Day We Convert Churches Into Affordable Housing
Though it hung yellowed and frail from her open sex, he held the hand of his never-to-be-born son and smiled. #lastlinesofbadromancenovels
"Let them eat urinal cake!" -- Marie Antoilette
I like my coffee like I like my women: not speaking to me.
Anna Nicole Smith is probably back down to a size 2 by now!
Mosque one, ground zero.
New York born actor, best known for Wings, Studio 60 and many other shows, movies and theatre.