@real_liam_payne do you ship larry stylinson?

ARIANA'S FANS DON'T SHIP JARIANA JANOSKIAN FANS DON'T SHIP JARIANA THEN THERE'S 1D FANS IM YELLING WHAT IS THIS

"you guys are being so rude. haylor kissed, get over it." pic.twitter.com/AAatXYy6

why do girls bleed through their vAGINA THO @god @jesus @virginmary i need answers now

OMG. ALL OF THIS HAPPENED TO ME. OMG. http://t.co/YM1j9m1r

the only non british performer is niall horan... sneaky little irish bastard.

do u sell friends at ur store @walmart

plot twist: harry and louis wrote room 317

When Carly asked the boys if they wanted a "british sandwich".. I bet Niall stood there like, "I'm Irish, bitch."

“@jasminevillegas: Zayn Malik <3” - Sorry, hoe. <3

liam followed this girl, and she tweeted, "Who is Liam Pain?"... are you fucking retarded or are you fucking retarded

Just read it, though.. http://t.co/lR0AE17S

March 21, 2012. The day all Directioners go apeshit.

i get better customer service at target srry @walmart

This was my entire night. http://t.co/I53OEeRT

this. “@paynelicious_1d: Just saw a 10 years old wearing crocs walking in the street with her Justin Bieber t-shirt. Is it PlasticBieber?”

"Punch so hard, the US wanna fine me. That freedom cray, that freedom cray." -Harry Styles.

#twitterpeopleIlove @juicyaireyanuh @supahdupah1d @chicken_fillet_ @tweeti3birdd @stylescarlito @jordytomlinson & NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS.

my mcflurries bring all the boys 2 the drivethru & im like omfg harry styles brb let me get a quick pic heres ur fries http://t.co/Mbo6pdyG

this is actually so accurate. http://t.co/dYkIKaT1