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Blow a load into the bath towel of your neighbor's wife next time your over.You'll be glad you did.
See @aimeenancygrace at The Comedy Mix tonite in Vancouver.If you don't like comedy there are tons of salmon and Canadians there too.
"No offense Mrs.Santorum,but, your baby's breath could gag a donkey."
#WeekendAtRickSantorums
#TESHsays Amputating your arms will force you to eat less, and ultimately, loose weight.
If 'dulcet tones' are anything like big,heavy titties then I too will miss Eta James
Giving a pedicure to an aborted fetus is nearly as difficult as it is futile.
Calling the bowling alley to ask if they have 16 pound balls then asking how they ride their bike is the undisputed world champion of jokes.
It was a great and traditional Thanksgiving. Four days of Tuvan throat singing and cat's milk cheese.
MY BOYFRIEND IS ENGLISH so he gets mistaken for Bea Arthur when he wears a flowered housecoat.
#Teshsays If I ever meet god I'm going to ask him why he made people enjoy the smell of their own farts.
I joined Mrs.Obama's war on childhood obesity.I called a fat kid looser and told him his parents are lazy & uninformed.Making a difference!
@teshsays They should put my statue in place of Paterno's. Me, naked, with a boner, in bronze. Magnificent.
I dated a girl with big,heavy titties and she wasn't sure how she felt about me. It was an areolacoaster. You are welcome.
Like a strange odor set to music.
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