pancakes called, they said you should shut your whore mouth. RT @briansantamaria: Blueberries were made for muffins, bitch.

@hunterfelt when asked my heaviest day of drinking, I just look down and say. "Sept 28th" and softly cry inside.

Mallory and I enjoying date night. @ zios.  http://instagr.am/p/WVYCVtNGUU/ 

@briansantamaria they revolutionized campaigning in '08 social media, they crushed it in '12. They cross parties with humor a lot.

@magneticmedia I often think the same thing "oh look at that label" and it's 12.00? Betty grab the cart, let's get KRUNK! @briansantamaria

@briansantamaria I am going to go ahead and go with the economics phd, professor, and foremost guy in his field. Not the guy from Omaha.

If a house has a hand Gun and a pool, the swimming pool is 100 times more likely to be the cause of death for a child than a gun is. #TIL

A pretty bad no call on the fourth down, and about 8 HORRIBLE, blatant holding calls on the punt/safety. And you wonder why I hate the #NFL

LET THE CABLE CUTTING BEGIN! -  http://gizmodo.com/5980726/apple-tv-will-have-hbo-go-soon … via @gizmodo - now get #watchespn native app @briansantamaria

@briansantamaria but remember with Apple TV, an ipad, and the right app, you can stream content. It’s pretty cool.

what I take from this: In today's society such a harsh stigma is put on being gay a kid woudl rather fake the death of strangers. #sad

@briansantamaria a boy is involved? i haven;t even gotten that far yet, i am stillw orking, gotta read this tonight!

@briansantamaria Sabermetrics, but yes, I just found him in 2008, but he's great. @fivethirtyeight

Wife is in that, you know I don’t get drunk around my kid. @briansantamaria @irishimpact

Two blown calls in a row, both cost the Irish the ball. This is pure biased bullshit. Fucking horrible. Obvious as hell. #ndfb #bcs #shame

@briansantamaria Great flick, the book was better

@briansantamaria Taken shades of the Grey #boom

not gonna watch Obama speech, probably gonna cry if I do. #realtalk #dadlife

So…..one song? I stayed up for that? Fuck I could have seen that on YouTube in hd in when I wake up. Time for 5 hours of sleep now.

Watching Dave on the drums makes me remember how fucking intense he is back there. It’s lost when he plays front man. #121212concert