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THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS
3 Say please.
8 Don't hate.
9 Cut the bullshit.
Don't thank Me, Floyd. Thank Satan, your Lord and Savior, you fucking bastard.
Good morning, California! That was Me.
"Vatican: Irish Gay Marriage Referendum a ‘Defeat for Humanity’." As opposed to wholesale child rape, which was a smashing success.
Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole.
MY SON! MY SON IS PRESENTING FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!!!
Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
Being gay isn’t a choice, but living in Indiana is.
The color of a dress? Really? That's what you're asking Me? THE OCEAN LEVELS ROSE FOUR INCHES IN TWO YEARS. You know that, right?
Thoughts and prayers don't help. You know what does help? Help.
If Donald Trump becomes President I’m moving to another universe.
1. It is not My desire that you behead humanitarian workers.
2. I can't fucking believe I need to say that.
I can kill for Myself just fine, thanks.
Saying "guns don't kill people" is like saying "defibrillators don't save people".
Coming any minute since the dawn of time.
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