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Don't thank Me, Floyd. Thank Satan, your Lord and Savior, you fucking bastard.
Good morning, California! That was Me.
"Vatican: Irish Gay Marriage Referendum a ‘Defeat for Humanity’." As opposed to wholesale child rape, which was a smashing success.
Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole.
MY SON! MY SON IS PRESENTING FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!!!
Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
Being gay isn’t a choice, but living in Indiana is.
The color of a dress? Really? That's what you're asking Me? THE OCEAN LEVELS ROSE FOUR INCHES IN TWO YEARS. You know that, right?
1. It is not My desire that you behead humanitarian workers.
2. I can't fucking believe I need to say that.
I have lost control of the situation.
Bruce Jenner is the first Kardashian woman I can tolerate.
THE FIVE STAGES OF GLOBAL WARMING
Everything happens for a reason you make up afterwards.
America: where minorities, for good reason, fear their kids getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear their kids getting shots.
Appearing everywhere in all forms at all times, and currently on Broadway in the form of Jim Parsons. Follow @ActOfGodBway for info and to not go to hell.
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