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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Stop praying to Me, Brazil. Even I can't help you now. #WorldCup

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS

    1 Laugh.
    2 Read.
    3 Say please.
    4 Floss.
    5 Doubt.
    6 Exercise.
    7 Learn.
    8 Don't hate.
    9 Cut the bullshit.
    10 Chill.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Wrong! That's why I gave you two hands. pic.twitter.com/CxxXMztfS5

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Fuck it, I'm resigning too.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    I have lost control of the situation.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Good morning, California! That was Me.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    1. It is not My desire that you behead humanitarian workers.
    2. I can't fucking believe I need to say that.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    THE FIVE STAGES OF GLOBAL WARMING

    1. Denial
    2. Guilt
    3. Depression
    4. Acceptance
    5. Drowning

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    If Ochoa guarded the gates of heaven no one would ever get in. #BrazilvsMexico

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    The color of a dress? Really? That's what you're asking Me? THE OCEAN LEVELS ROSE FOUR INCHES IN TWO YEARS. You know that, right?

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    America is now closed. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    The Duck Dynasty guy who likened homosexuality to bestiality makes a living helping people trick ducks into thinking they want to fuck them.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    Being gay isn’t a choice, but living in Indiana is.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    MY SON! MY SON IS PRESENTING FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!!!

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    THE NEW 10 PLAGUES

    1. Homophobia
    2. Bad wi-fi
    3. Kardashians
    4. Meth
    5. Uggs
    6. Hipsterism
    7. CO2
    8. Facebook
    9. Indifference
    10. Beyoncé

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    America: where minorities, for good reason, fear their kids getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear their kids getting shots.

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  • TheTweetOfGod
      God @TheTweetOfGod

    TERRORIST LOGIC

    1. I am concerned about my religion’s negative reputation in the eyes of the world.
    2. I will kill people in its name.

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