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THE NEW 10 COMMANDMENTS
3 Say please.
8 Don't hate.
9 Cut the bullshit.
Sorry, rest of the world, Junior and I can't help you now. We're too busy helping some loon cross a canyon on a piece of floss.
Being gay is far less of a choice than being an asshole.
Fuck it, I'm resigning too.
I have lost control of the situation.
Good morning, California! That was Me.
1. It is not My desire that you behead humanitarian workers.
2. I can't fucking believe I need to say that.
THE FIVE STAGES OF GLOBAL WARMING
America is now closed. We apologize for the inconvenience.
The Duck Dynasty guy who likened homosexuality to bestiality makes a living helping people trick ducks into thinking they want to fuck them.
If this gets 10,000 retweets I'll make masturbation not a sin anymore.
THE NEW 10 PLAGUES
2. Bad wi-fi
MY SON! MY SON IS PRESENTING FOR BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS!!!
1. I am concerned about my religion’s negative reputation in the eyes of the world.
2. I will kill people in its name.
My favorite word is "Amen" because when I hear it it means you're done asking Me for stupid shit.
The color of a dress? Really? That's what you're asking Me? THE OCEAN LEVELS ROSE FOUR INCHES IN TWO YEARS. You know that, right?
I'm your dope-ass divinity, trollin' with My trinity, droppin' top tweets in your immediate vicinity, flingin' fly phrases from the fringes of infinity.
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