The first time I heard the word "instagram" I thought someone had created a really fast weed delivery service

#HitABitchFriday isn't just limited to bitches, you can hit a cunt too @stonergirlprob1

One TL, full of bad bitches
S/O my fav #prettypotheads @uh_roaruh @nojiveturkey @madammanic @leadinglady13 @thatstonerlez @thisbitchishigh

@stonergirlprob1 wanna smoke? *Hold up a blunt* #favpickuplines

@stonergirlprob1 hash brownies>>> weed brownies

#FF #StonerNation @stonierobots @shitstonerssay2 @smokeskillz @bitchmoneyweed @franklandheavy @effinclassy420

Are there hamsters in the wild? #stonerthoughts

@stonergirlprob1 having haters is life telling you you're doing it right

#TextMessagesFromAStalker you make the cutest face when you're shitting

I'm keeping a steady diet of monster and cigarettes #toobusytoeat I'll let you know if I start shitting lightning

I want to punch Sara McLaughlin for every time that puppy commercial comes on and kills whatever buzz/mood I had going

@lostlighters "quitting smoking is easy, I've quit smoking hundreds of times!"

-Mark Twain

Love brings out your best
She smokes more weed than I do
That fills me with joy

A #stonerhaiku for @weedandtacos #WeedMoney

I try to use the word cunt on a daily basis @stonergirlprob1

#FF my fab #prettypotheads @madammanic @stonergirlprob1 @thatstonerlez @thisbitchishigh @belladonnahaze @sdrollergirl @fineapplexpress

Smoking weed #naked >>

#ilovevacations

How's your Friday going?

can't forget to send some #stonerlove to my homies @whitelighters @weedandtacos @fineapplexpress @canary061 @keegant_ford #stayhigh

#Stoner S/O to @nojiveturkey and @uh_roaruh #stayhigh #prettypotheads your tweets keep me smiling. Lighting this joint for the both of you

S/O to the woman jogging past my car giving me the evil eye as she saw me smoking. You're soooo much better than me #stillblazingtho

S/O to my new followers! #StayHigh my friends #StonerLove @stevienixx0321 @samarasawyer @roscoesrundown @lostlighters