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I'm walking down twin hickory. An 40-Year-old man ran past and passed me the peace symbol #mylifeisboss
It's not a good disney movie ad without at least 5 scream scenes
In all seriousness Hitch is the kinda person i'd like to be who i grow up
Today was one of those "why did I even bother to get up days"
I love looking in the mirror each and every morning and thanking God for how drop dead sexy he made me
The problem with chess is the same problem with life. You spend all your time chasing queens and lose your goods to pawns
Oh. Saw burlesque last night. It was actually entertaining, but then again it'd be impossible to make a dull movie about strippers
Indian people don't know the dress code for the gym. I see one in pajamas and sperries. One i a track suit and windbreaker, and someone...
I'm the most quality dresser I know #snazzy
i basically just log on and retweet all the funny shit i read. i ocxasionally make random comments about my life also. i emjoy adding #hashtags to every tweet