Sirf aachi DP se kuch nahi hoga, mummy ko bolo sarcasm sikhaye.

I don't tweet on the toilet, it's hard for crap to come out of two orifices at the same time.

There shall be a time when children addicted to internet will go out, see a bird and scream, "Mommy ! Look, there's a Twitter flying."

#Protip : Never let your internet connection know that you are in a hurry.

Smile is the only curve that doesn't need an implant of silicon to grow big.

Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution.

The problem with this world today isn't communication... It's interpretation.

There is a child inside each one of us, who comes out in front of the person we are most comfortable with.

Where does Satan tell people to go when he gets pissed off?

Can you please lower your voice to the point that I can't hear you.

@mandaswaggie BITCH !!!

When Iron man dies, he Rusts In Peace.

An octopus can organize its own arm wrestling competition and can be the only participant. It's a win-win-win-win-win-win-win-win situation.

Drugs don't ruin your career, Drug Tests do.

I'd link my twitter to my Facebook but I don't want the people who actually know me to actually "know" me.

Broken pencils are pointless.

Some people need to make better use of their right to remain silent.

Air India got their first Boeing 787 Dreamliner. Now, they can disappoint more number people at a time by cancelling their flights.

We :-) . Pinocchio :--------)

The world is making blockbusters like #TDKR. Meanwhile, we are still focusing on how to pass movies like Jism 2 from the censor board.