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  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I know women like to be mysterious, but turn signals are for safety.

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    • 2,495
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    lovemesomekstewgoog927CaseyWinehouseSpankMeIm0tydrwife2DBwiddaDBknowingthinkerJimipizza
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  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    Its called sarcasm, and it confuses stupid people.

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  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    Why not just go to a club where the roof is already high enough?

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  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I should have known it wasn't going to be a real Supercut when they put my cape on backwards.

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    PanicRestroomrndhouseSpankMeIm0tymaebemarblesMeowntainDREWSexman42069bitchikerBakedBrotatoes
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  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I feel pretty confident that whoever steals my idenity will inevitably improve my credit score.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowzooeyzoeScigglezTinkerbell_breatheandlovebrookehperkinsbohdisativa
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    _zazaz_Thing_Finderjuneohara65eborg01CanadaCort________Laser_Cattammylqw_creativemercury
    OldUncleDaveOnolifecoachkillthemessngerchrisanna4realRatBatallionsssh_squirrelCarmel_ColemanBradBroaddusKate_Goldsmith
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    If I accidentally say anything that is offensive or in anyway inappropriate, Please be sure to star & retweet that shit!

    • 1,603
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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowzooeyzoeTinkerbell_breatheandlovedavetrek42Dee_Aye_Beeallisulli
    • 679
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    psyzodPremiere07Jack_Wagon1CadaiusperhapssomedayHatesNiceThingsBarDogDave_NTFG_
    TheTennisPhenomTheRealLobot______jeffreyvanclea1SolelyB
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I am now convinced that the homeless people have all of the shopping carts that do not have the wobbly wheels.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowScigglezTinkerbell_breatheandloveThing_Finderdavetrek42eborg01
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    HiSocietyLoLifeYoyocobra69TheBigEasyofOzFazio_Nxokwis_witchLaser_CatPassiveOverlorddebraisgross
    OldUncleDaveOMrTurstforrestleemusicSeesawLickernerfspur
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    When pigs do fly I bet their wings will be even more delicious than a buffalos.

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    HacknSprayjackiem86503465jaslakhmnaDukEB51M_AnaassVikeeysSecretPanicRestroomBakedBrotatoes
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    DukEB51sweetg35VikeeysSecretLafWhenLifeSuxnolar_bear__nurfarihaTheRealRHBDearAbbySimon
    Tinkerbell_MrTurstgsu9696ryan9billion______themorris235haners
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I just sneezed on my phone and it made little rainbow sparkles all over the screen. I'm pretty sure that makes me a Wizard.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowTinkerbell_breatheandlovedavetrek42eborg01DudeInABearSuitDee_Aye_Bee
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    psyzodfro_vogoal_Aug_1MasterOfFuryRhinoURTheBraemnurse_sully______Vickee44
    chuckyhead3Cpez38jimmy_sharpemadmaxrerisenRefractRealityShaunNaNaD
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I dream of a world where even lactose is tolerated by everyone.

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    DanKCharnleymoreofffme101RaceyJosesLovesYoujoeljeffreySTOTLESergioValenCojamieramoneLisabug74
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    A Vibrator doesn't buy you flowers, compliment you on how beautiful you are or pay the bills. Just makes you cum. Holy shit! I'm a vibrator!

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    PanicRestroomBakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowScigglezTinkerbell_breatheandloveFarFromFunnydavetrek42
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    KidBeatnix________emireecrairePsycholaneFredPollackmewritesgoodNyaTxPeach________ShesAllNatjaslakhmna
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    Never miss an opportunity to take something out of context and completely overreact.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowzooeyzoeTinkerbell_breatheandloveItsKitOkJRT_91clumsyballerina
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    FudgeRobotMasterOfFuryScreaminMomX2JumpingJesusHHalfSanePrnesskevnastoBacon_Ball________AHoundNamedAlbaosigat
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    Too cold for ice cream, too far for donuts.. this is probably how all the dinosaurs died.

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    PanicRestroomEmoUrbanArtBakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowTinkerbell_breatheandloveThing_Finderdavetrek42
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    thatstingsFuckinmoronsCpin42ocourtneynoStella1070
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I take the time every night to read your tweets to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.

    • 1,220
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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowScigglezTinkerbell_breatheandloveThing_Finderdavetrek42eborg01
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    LauraDurzinotnatmanSnellWarrenseanx3RadOrDieYesThatAmy
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I'm so tappin' that! - Me, every fish tank.

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    emmatheistBakedBrotatoesHashtagPuppiesUhhmIDontKnowScigglezTinkerbell_DudeInABearSuitDee_Aye_Bee
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    UhhmIDontKnowScigglezNirvana_Addictfro_vosweetg35Girliegurlljusforkix13420blankman
    aneesa_pchuckyhead3Writethatdown12
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    You'll drink from the toilet right after I flush, but one piece of kibble in your water bowl and all of a sudden I'm the asshole.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowScigglezbreatheandloveThing_FinderDudeInABearSuitFudgeRobotDee_Aye_Bee
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    berlykesonatoblasterLaser_CatjackamocydnizoiThis_Guyy55KelseaKerfuffleStabby_smurf
    TitansHomerocourtneyno
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    When cats finally start driving I am so gonna walk all over their cars!

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowdavetrek42Dee_Aye_BeeloganewmanOfficer_DaddypsyzodGisselfish
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    walpurgis666psyzodgumdropheavenswinesoupHarassedMeyaboydilangieissominealone6
    inconsequentia2NatetheEnigmatoy4ass__________
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    I almost retweeted into the car in front of me…

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowImprobableEddiebreatheandloveDee_Aye_BeeDanieChasestarfish19673psyzod
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    psyzodhilliard_emilyJn1feriwearaonesieKingPatrick24Dkoppen2crunchenhancerIllzane
    BlueRobotDesign
  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    There are so many creative, funny people on Twitter...it's gonna take forever to kill all of you. Thanks for changing a Hobby into a Career.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowbreatheandlovedavetrek42eborg01FudgeRobotDee_Aye_Beepsyzod
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    iRvInTaN96psyzodStill_Loves_UpanTdroppercrunchenhancerKimKardFetushogrider05TheAngryMailGuy
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  • The_Dorkster
      The Dork @The_Dorkster

    If your under the age of 25 and you think your life sucks then you had better brace yourself. Life has only given you the TIP of its Dildo.

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    BakedBrotatoesUhhmIDontKnowImprobableEddiebreatheandloveDee_Aye_BeepsyzodpinupteacherMasterOfFury
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    rae_lynnetteAndrewTAviationbillycbelcherJBallardJcrunchenhancerspartan3855IllzaneKimKardFetus
    ImpeccableRogueiammaylynnNurseRatchet719FaceyspaceOneFunnyBastard
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@The_Dorkster

Married to @Dorkstress, totally over followed, everything I say contains 10% Truth, I'm blocked by @jimmyfallon, and I have a Blog