I believe when Sinead O'Connor sang "Nothing Compares 2 U", she was talking about hot fresh @krispykreme doughnuts.

Because she was present, Coleman is just as guilty as if she physically did anything. She didn't leave, she didn't report it. #CNTrial

Subjecting my kids to Beastie Boys "Licensed to ill" like any good parent should.

BREAKING: No one in #TN is getting anything for Christmas now. Santa has #TurnedDownTennessee #Vols #VFL

I just solved terrorism. Make the terrorists watch Honey Boo Boo and they would leave us alone, cause obviously we have enough problems.

I haven't seen this yet, so I'll start this one. @dolly_parton offered Gruden and family free lifetime Dollywood passes. #Grumors

#TheWalkingDead #TheWalkingDaughter The baby lives for now ... What episode do we see a dingo run over and eat the baby?

BREAKING: News outlets report Nick Saban will only dress 20 players for the #Vols game.

The rest will have to dress themselves. #BUCKFAMA

Why the hell is Chuck Norris not the moderator here? #2012PresidentialDebate #Debate2012 #Denverdebate #MockTheVote

why is this on a church sign? http://twitpic.com/61wsl0

"West THP was informed to put on snow tires and prepare for ice. East THP was told to put on swimmies/snorkels and prepare to meet Jesus."

All 4 guilty & convicted. What they did was inhumane. Vanessa doesn't deserve anything, especially a #prisonmakeover

Can we just play Angry Birds and try to knock them off stage? If anyone is left, they get to be prez, even if it's a cameraman #MockTheVote

If you hear "It's football time in Tennessee!" and it gives you cold chills, you're a #VFL

I have been to Neyland. I know it's hard and time consuming to leave when the game is over.

BUT YOU STAY UNTIL THE LAST PLAY.
#VOLS #VFL

HEY @espn, LET IT GO. We don't miss Kiffin. At all. Kiffin who?

Signed, Every #VOLS fan.

Trash will not be picked up today if you have Waste Connections service. They sent us home. #Knoxville

The #VOLS played with heart, and deserved that win. Good game guys. #YoungTeam #Stillimproving

I hope @coachjonesuc comes in, has a winning first season, and lays a "butch slap" down on the candy ass fake #Vols fans. #VFL

ROCKY TOP, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE, HOME SWEET HOME TO ME. GOOD OL ROCKY TOP. ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE! #VFL #GOVOLS #BeatFlorida